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Test for Mental Patients

  • 05-05-2005 2:14pm
    #1
    sgske
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭


    It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should get you started.

    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what is the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized.

    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

    1. Would you use the spoon?

    2. Would you use the teacup?

    3. Would you use the bucket?

    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon."

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    "No," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull out the stopper."


Comments

  • #2
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    feck you there was me thinking of using the bucket. Ah well. /me packs bags and goes to mental hospital.


  • #3
    JCDenton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 394 ✭✭JCDenton


    I would have run into the room, screaming at the top of my voice , and tried to turn the bath over.

    Just where is this hospital as a matter of interest?


  • #4
    c - 13
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    So THATS why i failed the test .... god damn teacup ... put me here ...

    incoherent mumblings


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