Two questions

shellspeare

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TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally disabled and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.


Which of these candidates would be your Choice?

Answers shortly

Rabies

No and C

Couldn't help it

Matthewthebig

1 is Motzart(sp?)

A is Churchill
B is i don't know
C is Hitler

Old

dub_dan

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
:Candidate B is Winston Churchill
:Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
:
:And by the way: Answer to the abortion question -- If you said yes, you just
:killed Beethoven.

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sceptre

dub_dan via google wrote:

:And by the way: Answer to the abortion question -- If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Dunno about the rest of you but I'd feel underqualified to carry out the abortion myself. I might pay someone else to do it

Question two proves that it might be a good idea to read over the candidate's manifesto or book until you get to the solution to the International Jewry question rather than just making up your mind based on whether you think having a few martinis before breakfast is inherently evil.

And there's this (those familiar with snopes will know that the site should be compulsory reading for anyone who gets anything in their inbox that looks like it's been around the bush a few times).

ExOffender

I read somewhere - I'm pretty sure it was the Weekly World News, so I don't actually believe it - that Hitler's mother requested an abortion and her doctor talked her out of it.

sceptre

ExOffender wrote:

I read somewhere - I'm pretty sure it was the Weekly World News, so I don't actually believe it - that Hitler's mother requested an abortion and her doctor talked her out of it.

I rather doubt that given that Alois and Klara Hitler lost three children in their early years of marriage to diphteria and the like before giving birth to the one we might rather she hadn't given birth to (of course when your mother is also your cousin, who knows how you might turn out). Roald Dahl had an interesting short story about Hitler's birth (Genesis And Catastrophe) published as part of his 1960 collection Kiss Kiss that's well worth a read (one of those "might make you think" things) if you come across it.

JimboPope

I'd raise all three of them, then make them fight against each other to the death.

funky penguin

To the thunderdome!