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Monkey Self Defence

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    Hey don't be laughing at such a well established and old school of self defense!! :p

    Monkeys should teach self defense... Well flying ninja monkeys anyways...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭Kevin_rc_ie


    i actually had an argument with a friend over this. i said, i wouldn't be surprised i f a Chimpanzee could be taught Kenpo Karate. He differed. Probably cos he did Kenpo. (or is it kempo. i've seen both).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 493 ✭✭petals


    I like it :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Monkeys cannot teach kenpo as they lack mustaches. With the exception of tamarinds


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    pma-ire wrote:
    http://www.chapel-perilous.net/livvy/charlie_karate_chimp.jpg

    I wet myself when I found this!!! :rolleyes: :D
    Cool pic!

    So, tell us Paul, what competition was that YOU were competing in???

    hahaha


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    excellent!!!
    but funnier in video with two monkies!!!!!! monkeys??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Crazy. (monkay)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭stagolee


    nah this is a well known internet hoax: that picture was actually taken after chuck norris's electric razor had run out of batterys :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭uberpixie


    wouldn't mess with an animal strong enough to rip an adults arm off and beat them to death with, regardless of them knowing kenpo or not:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭pma-ire


    memphis wrote:
    Cool pic!

    So, tell us Paul, what competition was that YOU were competing in???

    hahaha

    Haa Haa!! :D

    My head is a fair bit less hair covered than this guys is!

    Though the rest of my body is pretty close :P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    pma-ire wrote:
    Haa Haa!! :D

    My head is a fair bit less hair covered than this guys is!

    Though the rest of my body is pretty close :P
    Sorry, but I couldn't resist!

    Anyway, The Lord made so many perfect heads, the rest he covered with hair.

    That makes us both special. LOL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,577 ✭✭✭Colm_OReilly


    Bambi wrote:
    Monkeys cannot teach kenpo as they lack mustaches. With the exception of tamarinds

    I'm afraid Bambi's right. The real reason I'd to leave Kenpo was my lack of a handlebar moustache and a mullet. Apparently designer stuble and a thin body just doesn't cut it with the Kenpo brass.

    KIaiiii!
    Colm


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭pma-ire


    I'm afraid Bambi's right. The real reason I'd to leave Kenpo was my lack of a handlebar moustache and a mullet. Apparently designer stuble and a thin body just doesn't cut it with the Kenpo brass.

    Funny cause it true :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    Cool, now that is funny.


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