Software Solution for Our Feral Cat Problem .

Sponge Bob · 01-05-2005 9:09pm #1

/me is now exclusive EU agent for this great software package

I sall be demoing in a secret location (albeit on a small scale ) to prospective clients next week and need some feral cats to make the sim work properly , I would also require a few reasonably competent FPS afficionados as well .

PM me if you can get me 5 grown cats (min) and are interested in helping the demo along from the comfort of your rig, or in having reciprocal nomination access for someone to so do . Domestic cats are a no no ....too lazy to run usually, will check product when I collect .

Ta

Tiffany · 02-05-2005 9:30pm

Judging by the lack of replies, I see I'm not the only one who didn't understand a word of that.

Buttmunchy · 02-05-2005 9:54pm

Yeah what was that?!

Dinner · 02-05-2005 10:31pm

I think they want to shoot cats or something.

Adam · 02-05-2005 10:37pm

Boo Sponge Bob!

Weirdest post ever.....

Kevin_rc_ie · 02-05-2005 10:56pm

if this is, what i think it is, shame on you, shame on you and i hope a cat gouges you.

Guy:Incognito · 03-05-2005 12:15am

Whats going on here then?

StupidLikeAFox · 03-05-2005 12:25am

Im gonna have a pop at this.

So your sitting behind a computer, which is hooked up to a gun somewhere. You control the gun, cats/sheep/whatever are released and you get to shoot them without ever leaving your house.
Close?

aidan_walsh · 03-05-2005 12:27am

ColHol wrote:

Im gonna have a pop at this.

So your sitting behind a computer, which is hooked up to a gun somewhere. You control the gun, cats/sheep/whatever are released and you get to shoot them without ever leaving your house.
Close?

Bullseye. Sorry.

BlitzKrieg · 03-05-2005 12:35am

does it have to be animals? i know a few people i'd like to shoot.

kjt · 03-05-2005 12:37am

That was on richard and judy during the wk. Was pretty bad tbh. If its a sport people shouldnt bring it along to a computer where you dont even have to leave your house let along ur chair!!

Pighead · 03-05-2005 9:18am

Have you tried chalk Sponge Bob?

Sponge Bob · 03-05-2005 1:44pm

ColHol wrote:

So your sitting behind a computer, which is hooked up to a gun somewhere. You control the gun, cats/sheep/whatever are released and you get to shoot them without ever leaving your house.
Close?

Jolly well done that chap.

Given that we can only deploy low velocity .22 in this country I will give the sheeps a miss . It would be really inhumane to take a pop at an animal if you cant get it in one shot .

Bleddy s/w is not great at wind loading calculations either so I am increasing the shelter onsite at the mo .

penguinbloke · 03-05-2005 1:56pm

I do believe that this is one of the most disgusting ideas I have ever heard of.

In hunting there is some relevance, eating, preserving livestock, etc. but here it's just cruelty to animals for the sake of it.

Draupnir · 03-05-2005 3:25pm

what else are cats for though? name one thing they are useful for apart from as an army for grannies.

Sponge Bob · 03-05-2005 3:34pm

penguinbloke wrote:

In hunting there is some relevance, eating, preserving livestock, etc. but here it's just cruelty to animals for the sake of it.

In 'classic' hunting a wounded beast can escape to suffer at length. In this concept the game will be shut down forthwith so the animal can be dispatched if the software indicates a Partial Intersect Event . The Partial Intersect Event can be configured so that a check is made if you think you may have winged it.

I should also add that silencers are used to reduce ambient noise / get it through Irish planning laws / keep the busybody neighbours away