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Something funny my friend asked me

  • 29-04-2005 6:07pm
    #1
    The General
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    Today my friend who is 20 asked me "Do gay people masturbate?"

    I was rolling around the floor laughing


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  • #2
    Adam
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    Wow... stupidity isn't limited to the young! :rolleyes:




    EDIT: I really don't want to post anymore, 666 is just so pretty!

    2ND EDIT: Not really that stupid a question, having several gay friends I do know they tend to have mixed views on it, some think its wrong, others just do it! But you are more likely to find a gay male that doesn't masturbate than you are to find a straight male that doesn't masturbate!


  • #3
    Blisterman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    They must do it more. They just have to look in a mirror for stimulation.


  • #4
    fatherdougalmag
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    Come to the Puzzles/Quizzes Forum
    Blisterman
    They must do it more. They just have to look in a mirror for stimulation
    Yes, yes of course they do ........


  • #5
    The General
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭The General


    Blisterman wrote:
    They must do it more. They just have to look in a mirror for stimulation.

    :rolleyes:


  • #6
    AdMMM
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    Blisterman wrote:
    They must do it more. They just have to look in a mirror for stimulation.
    lol


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  • #7
    joejoem
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    Blisterman wrote:
    They must do it more. They just have to look in a mirror for stimulation.


    Ha ha ha, Im waiting for a whirlwind of abuse from some gay guy. blah blah blah discrimination blah blah blah homophobic blah blah blah freddie mercury blah blah blah talk to the hand blah blah blah gay and proud blah blah blah


  • #8
    AdMMM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,472 ✭✭✭AdMMM


    The General wrote:
    Today my friend who is 20 asked me "Do gay people masturbate?"

    I was rolling around the floor laughing
    Yes but the real question is what did you answer?


  • #9
    angelofdeath
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    or why he asked you..

    check that haircut recently..?


  • #10
    LadyJ
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    Blisterman wrote:
    They must do it more. They just have to look in a mirror for stimulation.
    What astounding insight! :rolleyes:
    Yes,where have all the homosexuals gone?
    Oh,i know,they're all in their gaffs,**** to their own naked images! But of course! :rolleyes:


  • #11
    The Bollox
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    LadyJ wrote:
    What astounding insight! :rolleyes:
    Yes,where have all the homosexuals gone?
    Oh,i know,they're all in their gaffs,**** to their own naked images! But of course! :rolleyes:
    I never thought a lady could be so crude! :eek:


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  • #12
    Draupnir
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,548 ✭✭✭Draupnir


    Blisterman wrote:
    They must do it more. They just have to look in a mirror for stimulation.

    Ive always read your posts and thought you were a gob****e. Then I read this one. You are a legend in my estimation. Gave me a great laugh.


  • #13
    Le Rack
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    gay guys probably give eachother greater pleasure cuz they know how they like "tyo be rubbed up the right way" although any guy I'v ever *ha em* hasnt complained :D:D:D








    i cant say much an ex of mine is a member here


  • #14
    TOPDAWG
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    Blisterman wrote:
    They must do it more. They just have to look in a mirror for stimulation.


    i aint gay but come on who doesnt look in the mirror and shout motivational cliches at themselves when their whippin one out!! "COME ON YOU FAT SACK, OVER THE HILL NOT UNDER THE HILL, BE ALL YOU CAN BE!!" :p


  • #15
    Hash Boy
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    Gays are very promiscuous. They'll jack off any time to any thing. I heard that in The George, the mens toilets is just one big orgy with men offering to hold each others d*cks while they whizz, and people scatting on each other's chests, and general anal sex in every cubical.


  • #16
    Giblet
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    Hash Boy wrote:
    Gays are very promiscuous. They'll jack off any time to any thing. I heard that in The George, the mens toilets is just one big orgy with men offering to hold each others d*cks while they whizz, and people scatting on each other's chests, and general anal sex in every cubical.

    That sounds like some sort of fantasy you enjoy having...


  • #17
    Hash Boy
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    Giblet wrote:
    That sounds like some sort of fantasy you enjoy having...
    Oh right - very good. Imply I'm gay. Original. Never been done before.


  • #18
    Giblet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,989 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    About as original as your whole gimmick.


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