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Help for Mustard Addiction

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  • 28-04-2005 3:58pm
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    Santa Claus
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭


    OK, one of the elves has gotten addicted to Mustard.
    It's getting to the stage where Mustard is begining to take over his life but he can't seem to stop. Lately he has been seen putting mustard on everything from toast in the morning to putting mustard in his coffee to "add a bit of a kick".
    Hell, I'm pretty sure even saw him snorting a line of Colmans powder yesterday !

    I know this is more a PI issue, but Ruthie did warn me once before about posting mustard related topics in PI.

    Is there anywhere one can seek help for addiction to condiments ? Should I try to wean him on to something softer like Ketchup ?


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    garthv
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 4,698 ✭✭✭garthv


    One of "the elves" or are you just trying to hide your own addiction?


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    Mysteryfish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 315 ✭✭Mysteryfish


    well, this is an interesting forum. If mustard gets its own whole forum what about other sauces? they'll all start wanting one now. Like Mayonaisse. you just wait and see, Mayo will soon be whining for the top spot!

    Anyway, Has anyone seen the cute little tube of colmons mustard you can buy in the supermarket now? It's pretty adorable for mustard packaging!


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    Amz
    Registered Users Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭Amz


    Have you read the charter yet Mysteryfish?


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    Mysteryfish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 315 ✭✭Mysteryfish


    ahh, yes,

    Quote:
    "non mustard condiments may also be discussed here"

    Yes, well, now i have read the charter and all, I know that, thank you. But just to let you know, i was joking about the Mayo!


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    dudara
    Registered Users Posts: 33,519 ✭✭✭✭dudara


    When your kitch counter top is cluttered with 6 jars of differing mustards, and the fridge is likewise, then you might just have to face reality and accept that your boyfriend has a mustard problem!!

    Or so I hear...


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    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Santa Claus wrote:
    I know this is more a PI issue, but Ruthie did warn me once before about posting mustard related topics in PI.

    yup
    I'd be sorely tempted to ban christmas if you even attempt to post such a thread,
    where would you be then eh!?

    Should I try to wean him on to something softer like Ketchup ?

    I honestly wouldn't have thought it possible that santa could come out with such a stupid comment
    leave the poor elf alone, he ain't breaking any laws!


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    #8
    Santa Claus
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭Santa Claus


    Beruthiel wrote:
    yup
    I'd be sorely tempted to ban christmas if you even attempt to post such a thread,
    where would you be then eh!?

    Should I try to wean him on to something softer like Ketchup ?


    Ban Christmas.....I know you're a Mod but I'm pretty sure that even DeV's authority doesn't extend that far !!!!
    Anyway, if you banned christmas then I wouldn't have to subject the reindeer to 11 months of torture to make diamonds for you !!!!!!


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