Zombies

vorbis

a bit creepy if you ask me.

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

joejoem

smells a bit like bullsh*t to me

--Kaiser--

Fake, check the IP address

Keyzer

Its totally true, I'm on the roof of the blanchardstown shopping centre, together with my motely crew. The place is surrounded by cambodian zombies....

Hang on, oh no, they've gotten into the building somehow...

Back in a sec with an update......

dudara

take the article number, and go the real bbc news and this is what you get

Keyzer

Phew, that was close, we lost the token black guy from our crew but managed to hold off those evil cambodian zombies with water pistols and some harsh language...

Updates to follow....

No crazy sex scene yet?

Keyzer

God damn, these cambodian zombies are pro-active...
They are trying to form crowd pyramids in an effort to get to the roof, but the urge to chew on each others arses seems to overwhelm them and the pyramid collapses...
Very strange indeed...

Just gonna check if KFC is still open, I'm a bit hungry after all this excitement...

LoneGunM@n

Check out the picture ... Anjar is in Lebanon not Cambodia

feck/ Just saw dudara's reply

Keyzer

Forget Anjar man, Blanch is over run with these zombie dirtbags...
They attacked a bunch of blanch knackers in the car park, Anto and Rayo have joined the undead but Deco became a bowl of Zombie rice for these Asian deadites... Gruesome stuff...

My crew and I are formulating a plan to get to the nearest safe haven...

Updates to follow...

BTW - KFC was open, popcorn chicken and jockeys whips all round...

Horsefumbler

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penguinbloke

printable version

Syrian troops vacate Lebanese HQ

I fear we may have lost Keyzer. God help him and his Zombie chums.

Keyzer

Thanks for the concern but I don't give up the cause that easy...

We had a serious problem with these Shaolin Zombies down in the frozen food section of Dunnes. Using frozen chickens crossbows fashioned from golf clubs and ladies tights and the like we managed to repel these evil deadites plus pick up something for the evening meal...

Keyzer

Keyzer wrote:

Thanks for the concern but I don't give up the cause that easy...

We had a serious problem with these Shaolin Zombies down in the frozen food section of Dunnes. Using frozen chickens crossbows fashioned from golf clubs and ladies tights and the like we managed to repel these evil deadites plus pick up something for the evening meal...

You have the a-team or mcguyver with you I see?

Keyzer

Myth wrote:

You have the a-team or mcguyver with you I see?

Desperate times man and desperate measures, you gotta use what you can...
Dinner soon followed by some zombie target practice...

Keyzer

Keyzer wrote:

Desperate times man and desperate measures, you gotta use what you can...
Dinner soon followed by some zombie target practice...

Mmm deep fried zombies.

Keyzer

Myth wrote:

Mmm deep fried zombies.

Thats a good idea, I'll put our welding expert to work devising a tool which will allow us to scoop up these deadites and deep fry their sorry arses...

BTW - If your in the Blanch vicinity, pop in, we could do with someone with your ideas....

petes

b..rrr....aaa...iii...nnnn...sssss

LegacyUser

gwad dam zombies!!

Keyzer

Oh noooooooooo....
They got me, i've been bit... The end is nigh...

Keyzer

Keyzer wrote:

Oh noooooooooo....
They got me, i've been bit... The end is nigh...

Bite them back!

[InsertHandle]

Zombies are kewl ... who's up for reanimating the dead

supplies needed:
- Scalpel
- 9V battery
- Black magik
- Beer(of course)

Glipmac

Its not the zombies youve got to worry about it is the Infected!

Keyzer

Farewell comrades.. Thansk to all for your support... I can feel the infection spreading... not too loinggg nowww.....

hang on, here it comes....

yip, im a zombie now....

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dibs on your stereo Keyzer.

Keyzer

Myth wrote:

Dibs on your stereo Keyzer.

Fifty Zombie dollars and its yours....

Ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Glipmac

Buckle up Bonehead. 'Cause you're goin' for a ride!

Corben Dallas

'Using frozen chickens crossbows fashioned from golf clubs and ladies tights and the like we managed to repel these evil deadites plus pick up something for the evening meal...'

LOL class

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Whips out my boomstick and blows Keyser zombiefied body to kingdom come
" Hail to the King baby"
**lights cigar

BlitzKrieg

damnit where he bite you? you coulda cut off your arm!


stupid amateur...i've been bit 3 times...i only got one arm and a leg. HAd to chop off my left testicle when i met a zombie hooker...STILL GOING THOUGH! I'm riding around on a shopping trolley with a hurley. The trolley is pulled by zombie dogs chasing marks and spencers steak...tried using dunnerstores steak but they didnt seem interested.

Glipmac

I like your style NEVER give up, me and the rabid squirells are fighting for JUSTICE and FREEDOM and BANANA FRITTERS they just love their banana fritters...

gotta go more zombies and ive only got 13 shotgun shells left *BANG* 12...

After extensive research I've concluded that all the zombies are, in fact, clones of Michael Flatley. They are suffering due to their unnatural impulse to flail their legs as if they were independent of their body. The horrible abrasions came about because that's what Michael Flatley (allegedly) naturally looks like, underneath all the makeup.

To defeat Clone Flatley's, you will have to endure and be victorious in 67 seperate dance offs. Or shoot them, as mentioned below.