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Bad Habits

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  • 27-04-2005 7:46pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭


    Chances are if you are like every other human being on this planet you have one or
    more bad habits that you just can’t shake.

    As an old Pighead Proverb states, “Bad habits are like a comfortable bed -- easy to get into but hard to get out of.”

    Yes little piglets, breaking a bad habit is like breaking away from your mobile phone. It will drive you crazy at first but once you let it go you’ll value the freedom of talking to the person right next to you or enjoying what’s in front of you for a change.


    In other words, you’ll overcome the pain and appreciate the long-term rewards of letting a bad habit go.
    Did you know that bad habits are really just bad choices repeated so often that they become an unconscious pattern? So come on my fellow boarders regain your ability to choose and you can break them.

    My Top 5 Worst Habits

    1/Quoting from movies when you know somebody there hasn't seen it yet
    2/Screaming out "JUGS!" every time you see a nice rack
    3/chronic masturbation
    4/Calling your friends at 2:30am every time you're drunk
    5/Posting crap on boards


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Masturbating when I'm not alone in bed


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭DrIndy


    LadyJ wrote:
    Masturbating when I'm not alone in bed
    :eek:

    Probably pacing about when I have something on my mind, drives other people mad


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    I bite my nails
    I am extremly obnoxious!
    and I also call ppl at 2:30 when I am drunk!


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    LadyJ wrote:
    Masturbating when I'm not alone in bed

    Sorry Ladyj,you seem to have misread the thread title,I Said BAD HABITS!
    Jolly good show old girl


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    I ocassionaly like to take a poke around in my nostrils,

    Regards netwhizkid


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Marts wrote:
    I bite my nails
    I am extremly obnoxious!
    and I also call ppl at 2:30 when I am drunk!

    This has to be one of the hardest habits to break, but it can be done. Here are just a few ways to make it easier.Pighead stopped 2 years ago and although hes still taking it one day at a time hes never been happier

    Here's How to stop:

    1. Decide that you are going to stop. Pick a day and say that's it. No more nibbling. Now here are a few little ways to help.

    2. There are some bitter tasting liquids that can painted onto the nails. I don't know anyone who actually liked the taste, so this is going to slow you down and give your nails a little time to start growing.

    3. The minute you wash your hands, re-apply the liquid mentioned above. This will also focus attention on your hands and the nails which should be visible by now.

    4. Keep an emery board in every room and one in your backpack or purse. The minute you notice a snag, use the emery board and not your teeth.

    5. Will power is an amazing thing. If you want something badly enough, you can do it. If you want pretty nails, you are the only person who can stop it from happening.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    I used to bite my nails but this is no more than an oral fixation.
    Start engaging in more oral sex and watch those nails grow!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Generally just quoting from obscure sources... no-one gets that side of my humour.

    That and ive recently started rubbing my fingers together... stress related.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,316 ✭✭✭OfflerCrocGod


    LadyJ wrote:
    I used to bite my nails but this is no more than an oral fixation.
    Start engaging in more oral sex and watch those nails grow!
    Christ you must be great fun to know!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Christ you must be great fun to know!
    Only if you have a nail-biting habit! I'm happy to help men get over them! :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭grimloch


    i used to bit my nails but the thing that made me stop was getting braces and not wanting things to break or get stuck


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    Mine are:

    Smoking (gave up for over a year, but lately getting into it again).

    Calling Pighead's sister when it's 2:30am and I'm drunk.....

    Going to the pub for one or two and coming back 3 days later.

    Women.

    Making the mistake of getting into debates/slagging matches on boards with people who are probably only

    12 years of age and haven't a ****ing clue what they are on about.


    * PS - LadyJ, you are a bloke aren't you? No girl goes on like you do. I demand photographic proof of your identity.


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    I used to butt in the middle of someone saying something. But I slowly stopped that. I picked up a terrible habit from a friend of rolling my eyes if someone does something silly. It's terrible..Thanks simone!! I think most people quote from movies. It's just **** when other people don't know what its from.. "We're like the mounties..." :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    * PS - LadyJ, you are a bloke aren't you? No girl goes on like you do. I demand photographic proof of your identity.
    I'm a girl. Honestly. Ask Exoffender. He's my cousin.
    It's just my way. Can't a gal be open about sex etc?! :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 172 ✭✭[InsertHandle]


    LadyJ wrote:
    I used to bite my nails but this is no more than an oral fixation.
    Start engaging in more oral sex and watch those nails grow!


    Where can i find someone to help me get over my oral fixations???


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    LadyJ wrote:
    I'm a girl. Honestly. Ask Exoffender. He's my cousin.
    It's just my way. Can't a gal be open about sex etc?! :rolleyes:

    Post a picture of yourself? How old are you? Girls can be open about sex, but tbh most are not as open as that.... sounds like a middle aged man pretending to be a girl and talking about the cock tbh!
    ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Where can i find someone to help me get over my oral fixations???
    Lol :rolleyes:
    Step right this way my good man........../woman.... :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Kernel wrote:
    Post a picture of yourself? How old are you? Girls can be open about sex, but tbh most are not as open as that.... sounds like a middle aged man pretending to be a girl and talking about the cock tbh!
    ;)
    I'm 19, no pics,that's a weird thing to do! Ro: maaan,Jim,come and defend my honour!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    LadyJ wrote:
    I'm a girl. Honestly. Ask Exoffender. He's my cousin.
    It's just my way. Can't a gal be open about sex etc?! :rolleyes:

    The more "sexually open" the better, I say ;)

    BTW my habit is gnawing my cuticles. Yeeuch!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    LadyJ wrote:
    I'm 19, no pics,that's a weird thing to do! Ro: maaan,Jim,come and defend my honour!

    Ok then young cock-smoker, I believe you. ;):p


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    LadyJ wrote:
    Lol :rolleyes:
    Step right this way my good man........../woman.... :D

    Oi back off lads.This is my thread hence i get first dibs
    Ps Kernel your a fine one to talk about lying over your identity,your 74 and your underpants are stuck to your ballsack


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    Pighead wrote:
    Oi back off lads.This is my thread hence i get first dibs
    Ps Kernel your a fine one to talk about lying over your identity,your 74 and your underpants are stuck to your ballsack

    My undies are still around in your sisters from the last time I called her when I was drunk.. :D

    Anyway.. back on topic... another bad habit of mine is not believing women! :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,770 ✭✭✭Bottle_of_Smoke


    Kernel wrote:
    Post a picture of yourself? How old are you? Girls can be open about sex, but tbh most are not as open as that.... sounds like a middle aged man pretending to be a girl and talking about the cock tbh!
    ;)

    as if a picture is proof - try google image search if you're so desperate for a pic

    Despite the impression given, LadyJ is a lady, though my brother has his doubts after she ate all his chicken today!

    My worst habit would probably be procrastination, trying to think of one that would annoy other people.... any ideas J?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 172 ✭✭[InsertHandle]


    LadyJ wrote:
    Lol :rolleyes:
    Step right this way my good man........../woman.... :D


    all man ..
    *Checks underpants*
    *remembers not wearing underpants*
    *see's the beast staring back*

    ... yup, all man LadyJ ;)


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    I bite my nails, apologise too much and too often, procrastinate, correct people's spelling and punctuation, occasionally drink orange juice out of cartons... I'd say they're probably my worst ones. I think the procrastination would be hardest to get rid of!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    all man ..
    *Checks underpants*
    *remembers not wearing underpants*
    *see's the beast staring back*

    ... yup, all man LadyJ ;)

    I don't believe you either... post a pic of your beast, alongside a banklink card for scale purposes.
    :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    as if a picture is proof - try google image search if you're so desperate for a pic

    Despite the impression given, LadyJ is a lady, though my brother has his doubts after she ate all his chicken today!
    I'm a lady,woah woah woah I'm a lady... :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 172 ✭✭[InsertHandle]


    Kernel wrote:
    I don't believe you either... post a pic of your beast, alongside a banklink card for scale purposes.
    :p


    I've already got a warning about that sort of thing:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Oi you all need to address your bad habits of turning my thread into a smut-fest.Go to the cyber sex orgy forum if you want to get some wet groin action
    Buzz Off
    Pighead Bad Habit Number 6:Holding my poo in instead of relieving myself straght away,this will lead to terrible bowel damage in later life.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,770 ✭✭✭Bottle_of_Smoke


    Pighead wrote:
    Oi you all need to address your bad habits of turning my thread into a smut-fest.Go to the cyber sex orgy forum if you want to get some wet groin action
    Buzz Off
    Pighead Bad Habit Number 6:Holding my poo in instead of relieving myself straght away,this will lead to terrible bowel damage in later life.

    eh.... usually habits have sorta benefit\pleasure - this the sorta thing you see as saving time?


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