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Missing Cock

  • 27-04-2005 3:48am
    #1
    sgske
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭


    The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

    During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

    All the men stood up.

    "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

    All the women stood up.

    "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

    Half the women stood up.

    "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"

    All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.


Comments

  • #2
    memphis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    What was the goat doing in the church?? hehehehe


  • #3
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,745 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    sgske wrote:
    The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock ......
    this got me tbh


  • #4
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    The flaws of the joke are funnier.


  • #5
    Mac daddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,942 ✭✭✭Mac daddy


    quank wrote:
    The flaws of the joke are funnier.
    true :D


  • #6
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    classic i love it!


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