How to score with Girls?

tHE vAGGABOND · 20-01-1999 3:56pm #1

No really this is a question?
I even bought that spray in the magazines and it still that does not work?

I thought ho's digged us dashing typeS

WhiteWashMan · 20-01-1999 10:54pm

its easy man.
buy a ferrari, have loads of cash, dress in armani suits, drink champagne and youre sorted
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white(i wrote the book ffs)wash
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adra · 21-01-1999 11:35am

ya hehe what he said!

oh ya baby!

harVey · 23-01-1999 6:18pm

well maybe switch off your pc and get out a bit

worked for me

WhiteWashMan · 24-01-1999 8:14am

cheers man,

the money i got fro your purchase of my book has just helped to play of one of my playbot mansions in tuscany.

my next book 'how to lie through your teeth and get away with it' will be out shortly.

stay tuned for further details you retrobates <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">

white(laughin all the way to the bank)wash

Kegser · 25-01-1999 10:52pm

Here, Eamo, can I have a playbot mansion in Tuscany aswell? Sounds nice. What does the bot part entail, though?

WhiteWashMan · 27-01-1999 2:07am

you cheecky monkey!

a play bot mansion is a mansion full of bots, just like eraser bots etc. except you actually get to shag players/female/jungle etc <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">

how this clears it up

maybe you should read another book i wrote entitled ' why being a pedantic little ***** will make you know friends' <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">

seeya round billly-no-mates

white(lots of mates)wash
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WhiteWashMan · 27-01-1999 11:40am

right some ******* is using my nick and puttin these posts up. obviously not me coz i can speel

i shall now just correct the imposters post <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif" WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">

how this clears it up should really be hope this clears it up

and

make you know friends should of course be make you NO friends.

let this be the last time i have to correct me.
i wasnt that drunk... was i?

white(who am i?)wash

Kegser · 27-01-1999 3:49pm

Okay could someone please get WW's address so we can send some nice men in white coats around?

He seems to be hallucinating aswell as having highly perverse dreams.

iwincosimcool · 17-02-2008 2:34pm

lol thought this was gonna be a guitar thread.

get her to do it to herself, watch what she likes. its mad hot as well

Time Magazine · 17-02-2008 2:38pm

Woah. Party like it's 1999.

Ciaran500 · 17-02-2008 2:38pm

Old thread is old.

Black Swan · 17-02-2008 2:40pm

WhiteWashMan wrote: »

its easy man.
buy a ferrari, have loads of cash, dress in armani suits, drink champagne and youre sorted

Still listens to Madonna's "Material Girl?"

Cunny-Funt · 17-02-2008 2:41pm

Holy thread revival batman!

Seriously. This thread was made in 1999.

Please just, just no.

The_Minister · 17-02-2008 2:45pm

/In before lock.

Who was this OP? Why was he banned? Where is he now?

lolipops · 17-02-2008 3:30pm

lmao i was only 7 when this thread started

ahhh the good old days :rolleyes:

as for the topic of the thread...
your probably an old man now anyway so there is no point in actually replying lol.