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Evil women

  • 22-04-2005 1:32pm
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    528i
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    >A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 
>She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The 
>frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 
>three wishes." 
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>The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed 
>to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish 
>for, your husband will get times ten." 
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>The woman said, "That's okay." and for her first wish, she wanted to be 
>the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do 
>realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome 
>man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to. " 
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>The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful 
>woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM! she's the most 
>beautiful woman in the world. For her second wish, she wanted to be the 
>richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband 
>the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you. 
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>" The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's 
>his is mine." So, KAZAM! she's the richest woman in the world. The frog 
>then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild 
>heart attack." 
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>Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 
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>Attention female readers: This is the end of the email for you. Stop 
>here and continue feeling good. 
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>Attention Male readers: Please scroll down. 
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>The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife. 
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>Moral of the story: Women are really dumb when they think they're 
>really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 
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>PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to show 
>that women never listen!


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