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Superman
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22-04-2005 1:23pm#1Here’s a good one I heard a while back.
Superman was flying around with nothing to do and being male and over the
age of ten he started to think about sex (as you do). Anyway, he decided
he wanted some.
He started thinking to himself, "who is the best women on the planet for sex?". Had to be Wonderwoman. But Wonderwoman was one of his closest friends and he didn’t want to ask her.
He noticed he was flying over Gotham City, so he thought he’d fly down an
get Batman’s advice. So he asked him who he would recommend. Batman (while handcuffing the Joker) replied “that’s easy, Wonderwoman of course”
That was no good. He already decided against asking Wonderwoman.
He was now flying over New York and spotted Spiderman swinging through the
streets so he went down and asked him. Once again he got the same reply, Wonderwoman.
Getting a bit pissed off, Superman went for a fly around the world to clear his head. Using his super eye powers he couldn’t believe what he was looking at. Wonderwoman… in a field… on her own… naked.
“Ok”, he thought to himself, “must be a sign”. But still he didn’t want to ask her. “Right, I know what to do. I’ll go down there using my super powers and shag her super quick, so quick she won’t know what happened. I am a genius”, and away he went.
Woom. He went down shag her within a split second and flew off.
“Dam that was good” he thought, and went away to fight crime again.
Meanwhile down in the field:
Wonderwoman: “What the hell was that?”
The Invisibleman: “Hell if I know but I got a bloody sore arse”
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Sue Richards is the invisible girl from the Fantasic Four... so it would still work.MobileInfantry wrote:Then the joke wouldnt be a joke, just superman in a gangbang...lol
She can also make force fields and marry guys with greying temples... if that helps?0 -
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