Beer Mathematics

leonlafrite

I think this pretty good :


BEER MATHEMATICS


This is pretty neat how it works out.
This is cool beer math!!!!!!!
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute.......
Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have a pint. (try for more than once)


2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be honest)


3. Add 5. (for Sunday)


4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................


5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755.... If you haven't, add 1754 ...


6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.


You should have a three-digit number


The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have a pint week).

The next two numbers are .......



























YOUR AGE! ~ (Oh YES, it IS!!!!! )


THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

Gilgamesh

not bad

Tobias Greeshman

Thats crazy, I really like it!

Vikings

leonlafrite wrote:

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

It was alright .... hardly humour though?

And next year some sad git with too much time will crunch the numbers to make another one.

JohnCleary

Uh, it told me I was 81 year old :eek: :eek:

petes

JohnCleary wrote:

Uh, it told me I was 81 year old :eek: :eek:

You must be the oldest person on boards then!!!

Le Rack

that is brilliant!!!!!!!

sgske

IncredibleBulk wrote:

It was alright .... hardly humour though?

And next year some sad git with too much time will crunch the numbers to make another one.

Well you would just add 1 to 1755 and 1754 for next year and so on...

Or take 250 from the current year if you had your birthday this year, or take 249 from current year if you didnt.

open_book

embarassed at how long it just took me to realise how it was done! its late...!

JohnCleary

am I the only person that this didnt work for? I'm a mere 20'er and it told me I was 81!

jonski

petes wrote:

You must be the oldest person on boards then!!!

Or crap at math

JohnCleary

HoHo! IT WORKED!
I was p1st las night doing it hence the bad math.... thats frickin class!

Repli

I hate these.. such a waste of time.. heres a better one..

Think of a number.. any number.. Now add 10 to that number.. Now subtract 10 from that number.. and you will be left with... your original number OMG!! :eek:

Shabadu

@_@ Jaysis Repli that's mad shoite- can't wait to e-mail it to everyone I know.

4Xcut

You truely do spend too much time in the pub