Who Can Swim?

Frank Cronin

Thames Boat Gig
Celebrate the Queens Birthday
11th June 2005

The Sex Pistols Experience 'Queens Birthday Boat Party' is ON...! It's taken a
lot of wrangling, persuading & convincing to get it together this year. The
boat hire company have been brilliant, and bent over backwards to help us get
it on, and if the 'River Police' have their way it won't happen again! Ever!
Don't miss out.

The date is set now for the Queens official Birthday on SATURDAY 11TH JUNE.
The 'celeb's' have been rounded up, the band are ready, raffle prizes in place,
tickets will SELL-OUT, so don't hang around. Boarding time for the 'Queen
Elizabeth' (The same boat used by the pistols to promote 'God save the Queen'
single in 77') is at 6.30 from Embankment pier. Sailing is at 7.00pm; don't be
late, as the boat cannot wait for late arrivals.

There are only 130 tickets available, no more. Everyone will be logged onto
the vessel and ticket numbers matched to your names according to Thames river
authorities safety rules, so if you’re queuing please be patient.

We also need a contact MOBILE PHONE NUMBER to get you or someone in your party
on the day, in case it all goes 'tit's -up' and we need to make last min'
alterations. The Queen Elizabeth will sail 7pm sharp or as soon as everyone
with tickets are aboard and logged on. If your late, and we can't get you on
the phone, we'll have to go. So, DON'T BE LATE!!

No food or alcohol to be brought on-board, there is an on-board bar at usual
bar prices. There will be the usual '70's PUNK DISCO' provided by 'VIC at PUNK
F.M’, The Band will play two sets, with a few surprises thrown in!

Whilst the boat hire company appreciate the nature of our trip, and are very
supportive, if for any reason they feel that behaviour is outside of what they
deem 'acceptable', they WILL terminate the trip at the nearest pier and order
everybody off. So please don't be a pissed up Dickhead and spoil it for the
rest of us!! We are on thin ice as it is and would like to do this next year if
possible, but we need everyone to behave themselves and show some respect!!

There will be no refunds for any reason.

ENJOY!!!!!!!!

http://www.sexpistolsexperience.co.uk/BoatTrip.html

fish-head

Hahahaha how very ridiculous. Those days are over..

NotMe

I can't swim.

qz

"Send cash in registered envelope, or ideally a cheque or postal order made payable to 'D.Twigg'"

Sounds dodgy.

NobodysHero

lol at the names =D johnny forgotton