Go On- Tell Us A Joke...

condra

GO ON- Tell us a joke- nothing too long.. it has to be funny..

GO ON-- TELL US A JOKE...

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q
how do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

a
put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

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your turn




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GO ON --- TELL US A JOKE...
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RuggieBear

you do know there is a humour forum....?

tba

RuggieBear wrote:

you do know there is a humour forum....?

thats not very funny

stagolee

tba wrote:

thats not very funny

neithers that

tba

stagolee wrote:

neithers that

I think you will find... it is

Dizzyblabla

it is now anyway! ha ha ha!

RuggieBear

tba, your signature is ****ing awesome

tba

thank you!

let me try this.

What do you call a man with a duck on his head?







stupid looking

Lump

HA HA HA HA, Maybe it's cause I've had little sleep and have been in work an hour, but Good game.

John

seamus

Moved from AH

condra

whats red and invisable?

no tomatoe?

hmmm

what do you call a sheep with seven tails?

a bobin.

argh

tman

what's pink and hard???


































a pig with a knife

MrJoeSoap

Two sausages are sizzling in a pan, one turns to the other and says "Jeez, its getting hot in here", the other one replies "AAAGH, A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

A oldie, but a personal favourite.

luckat

Please take your baby off the bacon slicer, madam, we're getting a little behind in our orders.

--Kaiser--

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
Doug

What do you call a man with no shovel in his head?
Dougless

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in water?
Bob

what do you call a dog with no back legs and brass balls?
sparky

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto


***Sorry, very bad taste**********
What do call an epileptic in a bush?
Russell

Squirrel

What begins with F and ends with UCK?























FIRETRUCK

arbeitsscheuer

What begins in 'C', ends in 'T', and has 'UN' in the middle of it?















COCUNUT!

*Thank you roddy doyle...

ExOffender

Ghost walks into a bar and asks for a shot of whiskey. The barman says:























"Sorry, we don't sell whiskey."
B'DUM tsh!

ExOffender

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?






He couldn't control his students.

pwd

ExOffender wrote:

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?






He couldn't control his students.

you mean pupils.

tman

pwd wrote:

you mean pupils.

now thats a genuine lmao moment

SirIrish

2 pieces of sick walking down the street
they stop at a alleyway and one starts crying
the other asks whats wrong and gets the reply
This is where I was brought up !!

Did you here about the magic tractor ???
It turned into a field!!



I think I heard them about 20 years ago. Why do ye allways remember the crap jokes??? :mad:

ExOffender

Yeah, no ****. You're s'posed to know the joke in advance, and then be surprised by the - oh who cares.