farting in the Pub

Pal

me only or anybody else notice. The hum since the smoking ban is wicked.

Johnny_the_fox

and there is alot more smelly women about too... :eek:

Zoned

Pal wrote:

me only or anybody else notice. The hum since the smoking ban is wicked.

You bet, there should be a ban on "smelly bangs" although there should be somewher comfortable outside for people to release the pressure... :eek:

funky penguin

Don't forget the BO.

Tiriel

funky penguin wrote:

Don't forget the BO.

phew it's so bad when you're up at the bar q'ing for a drink and you're almost holding your breath!! Yuck! Air conditioning just doesn't do the trick, didn't realise that smoke did such a good job!

whiskeyman

well, at least the fart smell doesnt linger onto clothes and then reek the next morning...

Tiriel

fair enough point but ... guinness... reeks!!!

acri

yeah it looks like the smoke covered all the bodily odours. i miss the smokey atmosphere... there was nothing better than sittin amongst drunken folk, cidona in hand and breathin in that stale tobacco-ridden air. er, as a youngin of course....

mad m

Oh yeah i really really miss my eyes stinging from the smoke and reeking of it next morning.Fart away i say.

edson

acri wrote:

and breathin in that stale tobacco-ridden air.

what ya talking about?
there's nothing worse than that!!
the fart smell is bad but ya get over it
ya can't get over tobacco damage

Infini

That's true. Damn smoke lingering around was so bad sometimes that I'd end up drinking outside half the time.

acri

i gotta say i miss it. although i havnt experienced it to the extent that my eyes stung. i dont associate rosey-cheeked overweight men goin nuts on the ol' accordian with pubs anymore, which is a shame

ixus

It's 'cos all the cheapo publicans have stopped using the airconditioning since the smoke ban came in.

A mate of mine was gong to set up a business for scented air conditioning in pubs 'cos of the B.O. and when he researched into it, he found it would be a waste of time 'cos the publicans don't use them.

cheap gits.....maybe if they didn't charge so much to drink in smelly places they'd be better off!

ferdi

irish publicans are all greedy bastards, fact.

wheres me jumpa

the worst part about the fart is the fact that the person who dunnit never gets the blame, its always innocent by standers like myself!

funky penguin

Cork_girl wrote:

fair enough point but ... guinness... reeks!!!

Not as much as guinness farts.

seamus

Sweaty people and bad breath aside, I've yet to experience really bad smells.

But then, my sense of smell is pretty weak.

smoke

seamus wrote:

Sweaty people and bad breath aside, I've yet to experience really bad smells.

But then, my sense of smell is pretty weak.

Try Redz on a Saturday night!

seamus

smoke wrote:

Try Redz on a Saturday night!

Ah, I don't go to ****holes. That must be it

Kingsize

i was at a gig in the olympia a few months back(i think it was manic st preachers) & two guys stood in front of me & farted through the entire gig.
the smell from these fukkers was unbeleievable

kleefarr

Pal wrote:

me only or anybody else notice. The hum since the smoking ban is wicked.

lol...

Must be a lot safer now there aren't any cigarettes or naked flames about!
:rolleyes:

petes

wheres me jumpa wrote:

the worst part about the fart is the fact that the person who dunnit never gets the blame, its always innocent by standers like myself!

Definitely if its a good one hold your hand up to it and dont try to blame someone else cos you will just go red and then everyone will know that you did it and are also trying to blame someone else. Good job i wasnt in pub yesterday...had indian on saturday night good god they were woeful :eek:

Cianos

The Globe has a really nice smell when you go into it. Kind of like incense, but not really. I wonder what it is. More places should have it!

jm2k

Completely agree with this new found problem and as far as I can see there's only one practical solution. What we really need now are ...designated "farting areas"

These would be special places (preferably well ventilated) in pubs where people could go and enjoy a quiet fart without the fear of critism from friends and other non-farters.

funky penguin

wheres me jumpa wrote:

the worst part about the fart is the fact that the person who dunnit never gets the blame, its always innocent by standers like myself!

Ha! If ya fart (and its smelt) you should own up! Be proud of the noxious gases your rectum can produce.

chrismon

did one in the beer garden last month and cleared the whole place
was rather proud :rolleyes:

Pal

jm2k wrote:

Completely agree with this new found problem and as far as I can see there's only one practical solution. What we really need now are ...designated "farting areas"

These would be special places (preferably well ventilated) in pubs where people could go and enjoy a quiet fart without the fear of critism from friends and other non-farters.

there are such places in pubs.

Toilets !

funky penguin

*Shudder*

Public toilets......I'd only use them if I was really drunk.

The Alley behind my local is more hygienic

Bright Smile

fart, BO, garlic breath from ppl who were starving and had ta run to the chipper before the pub...puke, grease, farmer smells and more...all the above are more carcinagenic than any benson