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5,000 Bottles of Beer

  • 16-04-2005 11:45pm
    #1
    Shrimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,645 ✭✭✭


    Our goal is to get to one bottle of beer... I'm sure you all know how the rhyme goes, but just in case here are the instructions,

    Somebody will start of by saying:

    5,000 bottles of beer on the wall
    5,000 bottles of beer
    You take one down and pass it around
    4,999 bottles of beer on the wall

    then the next person will start say:

    4,999 bottles of beer on the wall
    4,999 bottles of beer
    You take one down and pass it around
    4,998 bottles of beer on the wall

    an so on. I'll start.

    5,000 bottles of beer on the wall
    5,000 bottles of beer
    You take one down and pass it around
    4,999 bottles of beer on the wall


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  • #2
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    4999 bottles of beer on the wall
    4999 bottles of beer
    Take 4998 down and pass them around
    There's one bottle of beer on the wall
    (And we're all completely locked)

    Woohoo!


  • #3
    Zillah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    NotMe wrote:
    4999 bottles of beer on the wall
    4999 bottles of beer
    Take 4998 down and pass them around
    There's one bottle of beer on the wall
    (And we're all completely locked)

    Woohoo!

    Classic


  • #4
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Shrimp....go join the maths club...seriously you're not going to get any sense out of them....OH GOD I SAID SERIOUSLY!!! get it off me!!! ahgahagaghagagagha! It's still there....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!


  • #5
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh, Migod, like!

    But what is the point? Doesn't anyone else notice the post number on the top right of their post?


  • #6
    Shrimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,645 ✭✭✭Shrimp


    Well you see there was this raccoon


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  • #7
    Zillah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    ...and he was a very mischevious racoon...


  • #8
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    ...and one day he decided to be extra mischievous...


  • #9
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    ...and he tried to kill us all...whilst drinking 5000 bottles of beer.


  • #10
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Rozabeez wrote:
    ...and he tried to kill us all...whilst drinking 5000 bottles of beer.


    [HOMER]Hey, he's alright.[/HOMER]

    raccoon.jpg


  • #11
    Shrimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,645 ✭✭✭Shrimp


    yep, thats the punk right there... :p


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  • #12
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    raccoon9km.jpg


  • #13
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    \kill him!


  • #14
    Shrimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,645 ✭✭✭Shrimp


    get him... get him...


  • #15
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Only one animal friend can save us......


    super_squirrel.jpeg


  • #16
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    I'm afraid Super Squirrel has turned to the beer.

    squirrel0uo.jpg


  • #17
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    And the drink has made him do some things he's not proud of....

    squirrel-threesome.jpg


  • #18
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    ****, that means I need a new Idol to worship recklessly.


  • #19
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Oh. Wait. Just found one.

    sloth.gif


  • #20
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Yes, sloths certainly know the secret to living a happy life. Just look at the little guys...

    sloth.jpg

    Three-toed%20sloth%20KAC10137_JFR%20fixed.jpg

    buttercup1.jpg

    sloth.jpg


  • #21
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Sloth...

    S%20sloths-col%20400px.gif


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  • #22
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    hehehehe, jesus lol.

    Sloths. Is there anything they can't do?


  • #23
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Yeah my goal in life now is to move to a nice jungle and hang out of a tree all day.smile3al.gif


  • #24
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    sloths looked stoned 24/7 no wonder they are so happy


  • #25
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    No wonder they're so sleepy aswell. Well I wonder what kind of leaves they eat?


  • #26
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    it's a vicious circle they get the munchies and eat more then get the munchies againa and eat more


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