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  • 16-04-2005 7:05pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    Right where do i start i have some problems with my self

    1st//first is my height im 6ft 3 inchs i hate being tall hate it,why i hate it is im worried girls will be put off by it
    Am i wrong here

    2nd//my penis is a bit crooked just a bit is this normal and does it put girls off

    3rd// is quite weired my penis has a kind of cut under it,its goes from the head to the middle ,i cant explain it

    maybe when i was in hospital for surgery on my knee maybe the doctors cut me. i cant really explain what it is. Should i go to the doctor
    I had for years now

    im 18 now

    please help me


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,064 ✭✭✭✭tk123


    Go to the doc ASAP and tell him you have Troll-itis :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Fobia


    tonight wrote:
    Right where do i start i have some problems with my self

    1st//first is my height im 6ft 3 inchs i hate being tall hate it,why i hate it is im worried girls will be put off by it
    Am i wrong here

    2nd//my penis is a bit crooked just a bit is this normal and does it put girls off

    3rd// is quite weired my penis has a kind of cut under it,its goes from the head to the middle ,i cant explain it

    maybe when i was in hospital for surgery on my knee maybe the doctors cut me. i cant really explain what it is. Should i go to the doctor
    I had for years now

    im 18 now

    please help me

    1st/ No....6'3 isn't gigantic so I doubt it'd put any girls off.
    2st/Honestly don't know
    3st/ You should see a doctor about that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,610 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    (1) Women (mostly) like tall men.

    (2) Many penises bend one way or the other slightly. If you think it is bent too much "Go to doctor"

    (3) "Go to doctor" you may be thinking of the raphe - The "seam" up the underside of the penis (actually running all the way from the anus to the urinary meatus), where the urethra closed up before birth. http://www.circumstitions.com/Glossary.html#raphe

    (4) Trolls go to hell.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    1st//first is my height im 6ft 3 inchs i hate being tall hate it,why i hate it is im worried girls will be put off by it
    Am i wrong here

    I'm 6ft 4" and only 17 and yet I get along quite well with the ladies. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭acri


    Kenny007 wrote:
    I'm 6ft 4" and only 17 and yet I get along quite well with the ladies. :D

    pahahahahahaha!

    anyway, as long as youre not an arsehole, youll be fine. people are actually more decent than theyre credited for


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    acri wrote:
    pahahahahahaha!

    *curls up into a corner*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 611 ✭✭✭Alana


    1st no-I'm just 5ft and my current bf is 6ft 2, one of the first guys i went out with was 6ft 5 or so-at the time i was 4ft 10...(i'm a lil lady.. :) ...)

    2nd-no this wouldn't put girls off-when its in the heat of the moment I dont think we really notice, too much, plus if your confident and good at whatever it is you're doing it doesn't really matter what size or shape you are...just as long as you get the right spot :) second i remember reading something (bit mad) in cosmo (bring out the clichés) a while ago about the different types of peniss (what is the plural of penis...?),(also how do u get the accents on letters e,i, and a...?) and what type of fortune they'll bring you-its a weird magazine, they av a fortune teller that tells fortunes by looking at lads lad... anyway, unknown to me this was a type of penis-and if you're really interested google it or get the cosmo that was out 4 issues ago... but if it's really weird go see your dr...

    3rd-I haven't a breeze...see your dr, or look up a medical dictionary/online...but prefrably a dr...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭acri


    Alana wrote:
    1st no-I'm just 5ft and my current bf is 6ft 2, one of the first guys i went out with was 6ft 5 or so-at the time i was 4ft 10...(i'm a lil lady.. :) ...)

    2nd-no this wouldn't put girls off-when its in the heat of the moment I dont think we really notice, too much, plus if your confident and good at whatever it is you're doing it doesn't really matter what size or shape you are...just as long as you get the right spot :) second i remember reading something (bit mad) in cosmo (bring out the clichés) a while ago about the different types of peniss (what is the plural of penis...?),(also how do u get the accents on letters e,i, and a...?) and what type of fortune they'll bring you-its a weird magazine, they av a fortune teller that tells fortunes by looking at lads lad... anyway, unknown to me this was a type of penis-and if you're really interested google it or get the cosmo that was out 4 issues ago... but if it's really weird go see your dr...

    3rd-I haven't a breeze...see your dr, or look up a medical dictionary/online...but prefrably a dr...

    heh, i think i saw that article. they had loadsa different coloured penis' (penii perhaps?). er, it was all there was to read in the bathroom!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,064 ✭✭✭✭tk123


    Alana wrote:

    3rd-I haven't a breeze...see your dr, or look up a medical dictionary/online...but prefrably a dr...


    NOOO don't do that - you'll have yourself diagnosed(sp?!) with something serious within 5 mins!!! Go to the doc if you're worried! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    [QUOTE=Victor

    (3) "Go to doctor" you may be thinking of the raphe - The "seam" up the underside of the penis (actually running all the way from the anus to the urinary meatus), where the urethra closed up before birth. http://www.circumstitions.com/Glossary.html#raphe

    .[/QUOTE]that raphe pic doesnt look like my one
    my cut goes from the sulcus to the ridged band

    http://www.circumstitions.com/Anatomy.html

    and now i can stop worrying about my height ,thanks all


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,924 ✭✭✭✭BuffyBot


    1) Plenty of people like tall people. Some don't care whether you're tall or small

    2) Perfectly normal

    3) I doubt the doctors made any cuts to it while operating on your knee. If you are worried, ask your GP about it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Alana wrote:
    I'm just 5ft and my current bf is 6ft 2

    I have no idea how that works... ;)

    Meh.

    Anyway, to the OP: The first two problems aren't problems at all.
    #1Too tall? Girls like taller guys. It's much worse bein short (like me). You're lucky, not cursed.
    #2 prob - Nah, unless the crookedness is really pronounced, girls don't usually notice. And as Victor said, most penises bend one way or another, to a slight degree.
    (If it's more than a slight degree, i suppose u should go see a doctor, which I'd also suggest for problem #3)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭Bright Smile


    height is a fantastic thing- be happy bout it.
    a girl has sex because they like/love someone and adore the attention they get during sex. Whether your willie bends left or right is irrelevant when its pointing upwards.... :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭angeldelight


    tonight wrote:
    1st//first is my height im 6ft 3 inchs i hate being tall hate it,why i hate it is im worried girls will be put off by it
    Am i wrong here

    Yes! Personally, I love tall guys, with 6ft 2/6 ft 3 being my preferred height so relax, I know a lot of my friends are the same (and we're all round your age so I'm sure theres lots of other girls who feel the same)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,312 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    tonight wrote:
    ...maybe when i was in hospital for surgery on my knee maybe the doctors cut me....

    Your penis reaches your knee? See the Guinness Book of Records.

    Not your ornery onager



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,891 ✭✭✭Jammer


    esel wrote:
    Your penis reaches your knee? See the Guinness Book of Records.

    :D Nice one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,610 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    tonight wrote:
    that raphe pic doesnt look like my one
    my cut goes from the sulcus to the ridged band http://www.circumstitions.com/Anatomy.html

    OK, are you circumcised? Have you seen a circumcised and / or erect penis?

    What do you mean by "cut", do you mean a scar (like the raphe) or do you simply mean the ridge / groove that is the sulcus?

    I suggest you find some photos of the penis in it's various states (where and how is up to you). I think you will find you are quite normal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    Victor wrote:
    OK, are you circumcised? Have you seen a circumcised and / or erect penis?

    What do you mean by "cut", do you mean a scar (like the raphe) or do you simply mean the ridge / groove that is the sulcus?

    I suggest you find some photos of the penis in it's various states (where and how is up to you). I think you will find you are quite normal.

    Raphes can look exactly like surgery scars, and they can appear to go from the saccus to the ridged band, it's different for everyone iirc.

    I remember one friend of mine who used complain that because it went so far down the shaft that it really looked like a split penis that had been sewn back together after some accident!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,610 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    nesf wrote:
    I remember one friend of mine who used complain that because it went so far down the shaft that it really looked like a split penis that had been sewn back together after some accident!

    As perviously* said:
    (actually running all the way from the anus to the urinary meatus), where the urethra closed up before birth.

    * tee hee hee


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,316 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    tonight wrote:
    1st//first is my height im 6ft 3 inchs
    You bitch! I bet you don't hit your head off any door frames! I'm 6ft 6 inches, and I hit off them, if I'm not carefull/drunk.
    tonight wrote:
    2nd//my penis is a bit crooked just a bit is this normal and does it put girls off
    Crooked as in... what? It points to one side. Lemme guess; it goes a)to the left, and you **** with your left hand, or b)to the right, and you **** with your right hand. Don't worry about it.
    tonight wrote:
    im 18 now
    Don't worry about it. You don't stop growing till about 21, so you may grow taller.


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,935 Mod ✭✭✭✭Turner


    tonight wrote:
    Right where do i start i have some problems with my self

    1st//first is my height im 6ft 3 inchs i hate being tall hate it,why i hate it is im worried girls will be put off by it
    Am i wrong here

    Yes you are wrong. Im 6'3 too and i love it. Would hate to be any smaller. As for the ladies.. ive never had any problems :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 136 ✭✭Besprechen


    Alana wrote:
    and what type of fortune they'll bring you-its a weird magazine, they av a fortune teller that tells fortunes by looking at lads lad....

    being an equal society and all that... dy'think there's an opening here doin a spot of fortune telling for the ladies bits? volunteers? :)


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