Should we post idiotic polls?

ds20prefecture

Hi

I have a completely biased view of issue X and would like to have my ungrounded assessments debated. I will post some ill-researched rhetoric, and not answer any questions about my rhetoric. The poll will prove absolutely nothing, but somehow validate my stance, regardless of the outcome.

Opinions please.

Phryxus

As you do not know who I am or what I know I can post that I know vast amounts more than anyone about said topic and quote some page I found claiming the information is merely my own opinion. I can do this because it is of no consequence to me or anyone that knows me and is my only way to feel superior in a life of boredom and self loathing.

I'm only kidding, but not really. or am I? I really don't know (but I still know vast amounts more than anyone, p.s. I'm smarter than hawking)

ds20prefecture

Phryxus wrote:

As you do not know who I am or what I know I can post that I know vast amounts more than anyone about said topic and quote some page I found claiming the information is merely my own opinion. I can do this because it is of no consequence to me or anyone that knows me and is my only way to feel superior in a life of boredom and self loathing.

I'm only kidding, but not really. or am I? I really don't know (but I still know vast amounts more than anyone, p.s. I'm smarter than hawking)

You make a compelling argument, but you are of course wrong. You see I am right, therefore everyone else is wrong. QED.

Or QBC, if you prefer public transport.

Seth Brundle

WRT the poll above, when it closes will we get to see you with a ball of your own sh1te?

ds20prefecture

kbannon wrote:

WRT the poll above, when it closes will we get to see you with a ball of your own sh1te?

According to some, my car could be described as a ball of sh1te, so no problem!

Interceptor

Driving a ball of sh1te and being shot with one are two different things.

Posting pointless polls should result in the latter every time. I am however guilty on this score but reckon that if you feel strongly enough about it, ignore it and it will go away.

'c

I stopped myself posting a poll on the pointlessness of diesel....

SouperComputer

hmmm id vote but if its doesnt have atari jaguar as an option, its not valid

Fr Dougal

What a load of sh1te. You have absolutely no facts, statistics or experience to support your arguement. I totally disagree with the stance you are taking on this one.

Tell me, what would we do if there was no such thing as a hypotetical question.....

Phryxus

That would be an ecuminical matter.

ds20prefecture

Fr Dougal wrote:

Tell me, what would we do if there was no such thing as a hypotetical question.....

Hmmm. There IS no such thing as a hypotetical question. What will we do???

Is there anything more infuriating (hypothetically speaking) than someone jumping on a spelling mistake?

Fr Dougal

ds20prefecture wrote:

Is there anything more infuriating (hypothetically speaking) than someone jumping on a spelling mistake?

lol

Seth Brundle

Fr Dougal wrote:

What a load of sh1te. You have absolutely no facts, statistics or experience to support your arguement. I totally disagree with the stance you are taking on this one.

Tell me, what would we do if there was no such thing as a hypotetical question.....

From the wisdom of Homer:-
"Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that."
"Statistics show that if your parents didn't have kids, you probably won't either."
"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"

Phryxus wrote:

That would be an ecuminical matter.

Down with this sort of thing!

Phryxus

Careful Now

Johnny Storm

LOL
Best thread ever ....