drunk women are so easy to please!

The Bollox

ok I work as floor staff in the Coast Inn in skerries *waves to the few cheering down the back* anyway, I work from 8:00 to 12:30, then cleanup, but by about 12:00 all the chicks are so toasted that they actually cheer my abysmal attempt at dancing SAWEET! I mean, we have DJ Jerry Stephens(sp?) doing the music and he is ****E! he's alright on the radio, but you can't play the same **** in a 'niteclub', dare I call it that, now in fairness he gets a few good tunes in, like that new Chemical Bros. song, Galvanise, I think and some others that hae a good dancing beat, so to try to impress the ladies I do a few steps and ****, and it actually works! GOD BLESS ALCYMAHOL!

I am MAN

er yeah!

woohoo or something

Sleepy

Are you drunk? Or did you just lose your virginity last night?

The_B_Man

ye i used to love workin in a nigtclub for that reason. i think women see the staff as a challenge or something. the amount of offers i used to get, aswell as the usual fondling by drunk women! hehe

The Bollox

nope, nope

I was looking for similar anecdotes

Stalfos

I dont think so, infact it's harder imo. Never met a women who is easily to please drunk.

The_B_Man

you ever work in a night club? girls that wouldnt look at you normally will be all over u when ur workin. its shockin!

*Page*

i'm not easily pleased when drunk i'm a b!tch and you have to be really nice to me too!!!

Hoochiemama

well, men are so easy to please, drunk or not! offer them one of the following: sex, drink, porn, football, food or computer games or any combination of these and they're like putty in ur hands. lol

garthv

Its people like you that promote the use of rohypnol

Hoochiemama

its people like you that need rohypnol

AngryBadger

Hoochiemama wrote:

its people like you that need rohypnol

haha i love it!!!!...seriously tho, I must stand by my gender here,don't be saying that to a fellow man *GO ON YA GOOD THING*

The Sweeper

Hoochiemama wrote:

well, men are so easy to please, drunk or not! offer them one of the following: sex, drink, porn, football, food or computer games or any combination of these and they're like putty in ur hands. lol

Actually, I think you'll find that just plain sex will do it.

(And interesting sex will do it twice.)

][cEMAN**

This one time, at band camp...

Hoochiemama

AngryBadger wrote:

haha i love it!!!!...seriously tho, I must stand by my gender here,don't be saying that to a fellow man *GO ON YA GOOD THING*

lol, why thank you!

Adam

Marts wrote:

ok I work as floor staff in the Coast Inn in skerries *waves to the few cheering down the back* anyway, I work from 8:00 to 12:30, then cleanup, but by about 12:00 all the chicks are so toasted that they actually cheer my abysmal attempt at dancing SAWEET! I mean, we have DJ Jerry Stephens(sp?) doing the music and he is ****E! he's alright on the radio, but you can't play the same **** in a 'niteclub', dare I call it that, now in fairness he gets a few good tunes in, like that new Chemical Bros. song, Galvanise, I think and some others that hae a good dancing beat, so to try to impress the ladies I do a few steps and ****, and it actually works! GOD BLESS ALCYMAHOL!

Good for you, i'll come down an check out your moves myself next time and we'll see if its just drunk women you can pull, or maybe its drunk men too! I dunno though, i'll be lookin for a few on the house for my objective judging and general moral support!

wheres me jumpa

has everyone missed the point????

women are always all over the bar staff....but its not cos there good dancers(as above) its because ye have the power to give out free drink!!!!!

jonny68

Hoochiemama wrote:

its people like you that need rohypnol

*Page*

free drink!!! sorry i have no time sober or drunk for floor staff or bar men(i used to work in a bar too) I prefer to buy my own drink or have a selected man do it for me

Iago

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

Actually, I think you'll find that just plain sex will do it.

(And interesting sex will do it twice.)

so true so true

magick

well my tried and test line of "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" always works...........now for legal reasons i cannot say anymore

Scarinae

It's not just guys that get groped when working in bars - I used to work in a bar, and I got groped rather a lot. Usually it was some knacker grabbing my ass, it was never anything serious (thankfully). You see, the difference between the male and female bar staff is that the guys generally don't mind, whereas the girls generally do

The Bollox

Fishie wrote:

It's not just guys that get groped when working in bars - I used to work in a bar, and I got groped rather a lot. Usually it was some knacker grabbing my ass, it was never anything serious (thankfully). You see, the difference between the male and female bar staff is that the guys generally don't mind, whereas the girls generally do

thats true enough, a lot of chicks got to 1st base on me too, it doesn't really bother me tho

Scarinae

Actually, what is the point in randomly groping girls? I don't know about other girls, but someone who gropes me is certainly never going to get any further than that... It makes me very angry...

Hoochiemama

Fishie wrote:

Actually, what is the point in randomly groping girls? I don't know about other girls, but someone who gropes me is certainly never going to get any further than that... It makes me very angry...

heres what you do fishie, when someone does that to you again, turn around and grab them by the balls... hard and then ask them do they like being groped

Bright Smile

The only reason they were chanting was because you must have looked llike a right eejit and believe me, they were laughing at ya afterwards, you stud muffin you.... :rolleyes:

The Bollox

Bright Smile wrote:

The only reason they were chanting was because you must have looked llike a right eejit and believe me, they were laughing at ya afterwards, you stud muffin you.... :rolleyes:

chanting? I never said that, they danced wiv me! some touchy-touchy feely-feely in there too

OY

The thing is that alcohol on most people will make them lose there inhibitions regardless of their sex. It is just how it goes.
IMO women are a lot more easy to please when they have had a few drinks but then again that is probably because i have drank a bit too!

aidan_dunne

drunk women are so easy to please!

Some are, but some others are notoriously difficult to please. So difficult, in fact, that you can end up getting lockjaw trying to please them!



















I know, I know but I couldn't resist saying it!

MissyKiki

aidan_dunne wrote:

Some are, but some others are notoriously difficult to please. So difficult, in fact, that you can end up getting lockjaw trying to please them!

You say that like it's a bad thing.....

who007

Marts wrote:

ok I work as floor staff in the Coast Inn in skerries *waves to the few cheering down the back* anyway, I work from 8:00 to 12:30, then cleanup, but by about 12:00 all the chicks are so toasted that they actually cheer my abysmal attempt at dancing SAWEET! I mean, we have DJ Jerry Stephens(sp?) doing the music and he is ****E! he's alright on the radio, but you can't play the same **** in a 'niteclub', dare I call it that, now in fairness he gets a few good tunes in, like that new Chemical Bros. song, Galvanise, I think and some others that hae a good dancing beat, so to try to impress the ladies I do a few steps and ****, and it actually works! GOD BLESS ALCYMAHOL!

This one time at band camp etc... I was off the drink once for a month and was standing in a local "nightclub" bored when a bird came over and started chattin me up cos she reckoned I was the only guy not falling around drunk trying to get laid... so hey presto - took her home and got laid! Ah the irony! (and lack of good judgement on the part of drunk women trying to be smart) :cool:

Bard

Thread summary: Marts has just realised that working in a bar can be a good/easy way of picking up (drunk/bored/old) women.





Well, duh.

Crash

Hoochiemama wrote:

well, men are so easy to please, drunk or not! offer them one of the following: sex, drink, porn, football, food or computer games or any combination of these and they're like putty in ur hands. lol

surely if its the sex part, you really dont want a guy to end up as "putty" in your hands? :P

MissyKiki

crash_000 wrote:

surely if its the sex part, you really dont want a guy to end up as "putty" in your hands? :P

good thing they make medications for that sort of thing....

cournioni

*Page* wrote:

have a selected man do it for me

Really? I usually tell women like you to fúck off.

*Page*

i mean my boyfriend!!! not random men!

cournioni

*Page* wrote:

i mean my boyfriend!!! not random men!

Oh right, well go easy on him then so!

*Page*

well you see i buy him clothes and make him food he buys me drink and DC's!!

we have a really good understanding of each other

dahamsta

*Page* wrote:

i'm not easily pleased when drunk i'm a b!tch and you have to be really nice to me too!!!

Sounds like one or two of my ex-girlfriends. Or "arseholes" as I like to call them.

Jivin Turkey

*Page* wrote:

well you see i buy him clothes and make him food he buys me drink and DC's!!

we have a really good understanding of each other

So you are both prostitutes?