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With measuring tape at the ready .....

14-04-2005 12:42pm

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LegacyUser

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How do I measure the size of my fellas willy ??!

Where do you start measuring from ? What state of hardness should it be in ? Do I measure at the upper or lower side of his member ?

And where can I buy a measuring tape that measures in millimeters rather than inches ? Certainly I've no need for a meter stick here !

Thanks !

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#2 14-04-2005 1:41pm

MojoMaker

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Why did you feel the need to go unreg for this troll?

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#3 14-04-2005 6:57pm

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Deep throat it, and then stick a ruler down your throat marking the length it takes to make you throw up as much. Simple...

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#4 14-04-2005 8:03pm

PullMyFinger!

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Sarky wrote:

Deep throat it, and then stick a ruler down your throat marking the length it takes to make you throw up as much. Simple...

lol

girls used to do it years ago to see if their men was the average 6" or above or not but thats so 90's surely?

Bored troll methinks

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#5 15-04-2005 11:24pm

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One step away from a "how big is your willeh?" thread.

Hmmmmm.......

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#6 16-04-2005 4:16pm

po0k

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How long is a piece of string?

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#7 16-04-2005 4:31pm

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Sarky wrote:

Deep throat it, and then stick a ruler down your throat marking the length it takes to make you throw up as much. Simple...

hahaha. Brilliant.

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