Camp Hellmuth

karlh · 14-04-2005 8:14am #1

No, our favourite poker player isn't batting for the other team....but check this out:

http://www.camphellmuth.com/

spend a weekend nattering about poker with PH and TJ Cloutier, finishing with a tourney in Binions.

i am seriously thinking about going, any takers (tee hee)?

Juan Pablo · 14-04-2005 8:27am

I see your on Phil's mailing list as well

According to the World Champion, Camp Hellmuth is the first of many "perks" of being a Phil Hellmuth newsletter subscriber!

I cant wait for more :rolleyes:

Does anyone else think Phil looks a little, erm, gay with his "Camp" hat.....

Its cheap as chips as well, (Phil Hellmuth branded chips, that is) at $3,499!

Krusty_Clown · 14-04-2005 8:30am

What a guy! What's next, PhilT the rapper?
"Call 1-888-Hellmuth". Rockin!

NickyOD · 14-04-2005 9:00am

These Fantasy Camp things are springing up a lot now. More and more new players realise that they can't win without studying the game and want to get into these things no matter how big a muppet the pro is. Good Lord! A week with Hellmouth, that's a prison sentence. "In oder to win at poker you must look deep into your oponents soul" Imagine if you sucked out on his Aces?

I read about a semi pro player who called a reraise from Hellmuth recently in the BB. Flop came 99x. The guy check raises Helmuth and and Helmuth moves all in with his Aces and the guy flips over 9T. Helmuth slammed his fist on the table "Mother****er!" Two hours later he comes back to the guy and everyone thinks he's cooled down and wants to apologise, but its actually to tell the guy the next time he sees him he's gona ****ing get him. lol! Actually now that I think of it I realy would like to go on his poker camp so I can crack his Kings with the Camel Ball Licker.

Lederer has one you can win a week at on Full Tilt. I think you'll see more sites jumping on the bandwagon and persuade pros affiliated with their sites to start their own camps. Who's Pit Boss gona get for PPP?

Cianos · 14-04-2005 11:23am

If that story is true Nicky, then that is fairly pathetic of him...I'd never attend one of his camps just to learn how to get enraged when someones implied odds pay off

karlh · 14-04-2005 12:15pm

his whiney prick but a class player and brilliant to watch!

if it wasn's so damn expensive

14-04-2005 12:17pm

Play, play, play!!!

DapperGent · 14-04-2005 12:48pm

http://extempore.livejournal.com/81035.html

http://extempore.livejournal.com/82789.html

Best read in order. Paul Phillips is fúcking hilarious.

NickyOD · 14-04-2005 1:15pm

Ahh there it is.....

Speaking of hellmuth, you might have heard that my man chad layne busted him at the rio with T9s against AA. Hellmuth made it 2800 preflop and then called off another 40K after two nines flopped. Nice read. According to chad, after phil saw chad's hand he punched the table and called him a "mother****er", "asshole", "idiot", "piece of ****", and other terms of endearment. Phil stormed off only to come back two hours later to tell him that he will "definitely get him down the road" and "will be gunning for him." The gentleman of poker does it again. It's a good thing chad never said "now that's justice" or we know Phil would warn all the other pros to watch out for him and his bad etiquette!

karlh · 14-04-2005 1:24pm

i'm gonna break this puppy out at the next freeroll!

http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Phil-Hellmuth-Poker-Card-Cover.asp

Dub13 · 14-04-2005 2:02pm

Camp Vicky Coren.

Now their is something I would be intrested in doing...

BrendanB · 14-04-2005 2:29pm

What's the Vicky Coren obsession lads. I know she's about the only sub 40 girl around and she's not bad looking, I'll grant you that, but hardly droolworthy.

accensi0n · 14-04-2005 3:43pm

shes uggles

mewso · 14-04-2005 4:41pm

Look I did engineering in college and now I play poker. I've learned not to be picky.

Hitman Actual · 14-04-2005 4:49pm

I think she used to be a pron film reviewer, and then directed one with a male friend... maybe that adds to the fascination?

Dub13 · 14-04-2005 5:02pm

lenny_leonard wrote:

I think she used to be a pron film reviewer, and then directed one with a male friend... maybe that adds to the fascination?

Did she really..... :eek: if she did my opinion of her just went up up up

Anybody no if she is single,no wait I not :rolleyes:

accensi0n · 14-04-2005 5:02pm

lenny_leonard wrote:

I think she used to be a pron film reviewer, and then directed one with a male friend... maybe that adds to the fascination?

but never in one.

uggles.

Hitman Actual · 14-04-2005 5:11pm

Well, she likes poker, pron, smoking, beer (not too sure on this but I'd imagine she does), and she's not bad looking... sounds very close to an ideal woman to me

jgo · 15-04-2005 3:30pm

As easy as it is to poke fun at Phil, I think this weekend sounds really cool. The pros they have lined up are great and the seminars/tournaments sound like fun. I'm thinking of going with a few friends. I think it will be a blast and help me consistantly take down my home game.

accensi0n · 15-04-2005 3:33pm

phil? is that you?

Juan Pablo · 15-04-2005 3:46pm

jgo wrote:

I think it will be a blast and help me consistantly take down my home game.

If its home game tips you need then I'd reccomend Camp Boards . Its cheaper the Camp Hellmuth, a snip at $3,399. While there, Iago will show you the art of 72os, Dev will show you why Qs3s is "the best damn hand in poker", HJ will teach you how to play 200 STT's at once and Karl will impart much needed Hoff related knowledge, essential for any budding "homegame sensation".

This months special offer is 10 friends for $30,568!

Shortstack · 15-04-2005 3:51pm

Juan Pablo wrote:

If its home game tips you need then I'd reccomend Camp Boards . Its cheaper the Camp Hellmuth, a snip at $3,399. While there, Iago will show you the art of 72os, Dev will show you why Qs3s is "the best damn hand in poker", HJ will teach you how to play 200 STT's at once and Karl will impart much needed Hoff related knowledge, essential for any budding "homegame sensation".

This months special offer is 10 friends for $30,568!

For an exta $1000 a head I can add in a seminar on 'bubble play'.