How do you treat youself?

bonzai bob

On the last day of the working week(thurs for me) i have a nice big fry, i couldn't wait this morning, i was starving!!! So head to the canteen, have a nice crispy roll, fill my plate up with 3 sausages, 2 rashers, a tomato, hashbrown, slice of pudding and just let rip!!! To wash it down, did i have tea? no. Did i have coffee? no. What did i have? A nice big bottle of icy cold coke!! mmmm Ok maybe not the healthiest at 8am but who cares.. I treat myself to this once a week, what do you do?

WhiteWashMan

i have sex with 2 beautiful blonde 19yr old twins. both women too.

i win.

OY

Gamecube and a Guinness

i lose.

Enii

bonzai bob wrote:

On the last day of the working week(thurs for me) i have a nice big fry, i couldn't wait this morning, i was starving!!! So head to the canteen, have a nice crispy roll, fill my plate up with 3 sausages, 2 rashers, a tomato, hashbrown, slice of pudding and just let rip!!! To wash it down, did i have tea? no. Did i have coffee? no. What did i have? A nice big bottle of icy cold coke!! mmmm Ok maybe not the healthiest at 8am but who cares.. I treat myself to this once a week, what do you do?

A nice plate of heart attack.

bonzai bob

Enii wrote:

A nice plate of heart attack.

it's the only way

irlirishkev

A rake of beer on a friday night, followed by a saturday morning hangover w*nk..
What, too much information? Well, you did ask!

Kev

Tyrrial

coffee, music and games on a sunday

Tobias Greeshman

Get plastered on a Saturday night, veg infront of tv all the sunday!

WizZard

Chocolate and my girlfriend! Mmmmmmm.


Damn you WWM

Fony Tenton

Theres nothing better then a nice big fry,have to go for the same myself...except I do it way too much! Pity there so bad for you

Clinical Waste

WhiteWashMan wrote:

i have sex with 2 beautiful blonde 19yr old twins. both women too.

i win.

...but what about when you're not online?

woosaysdan

Clinical Waste wrote:

...but what about when you're not online?

the 2 pams fill in!!!

TerrorFirmer

quick legover with baby sitter when dropping her home on a Friday night (Shes 18 before you ask and she started it)

Hmmmm, maybe you win...

Me.....

Well...

Sex with my girlfriend. Go movies. Pig out on chocolate and mcdonalds food together. Good way to spend Saturday!

joejoem

MobileInfantry wrote:

Hmmmm, maybe you win...

Me.....

Well...

Sex with my girlfriend. Go movies. Pig out on chocolate and mcdonalds food together. Good way to spend Saturday!

You know you could get away with the picture of your girlfriend but the "My la la" thing is a bit gay...

*Page*

hmmmmm

i get treated to ice-cream!....
on a friday i make my guy a 3 course meal and the last one is always ice-cream..... yummy!!!!





*best place to eat ice-cream no spoons and in the bed!!!!

Kernel

*Page* wrote:

hmmmmm

i get treated to ice-cream!....
on a friday i make my guy a 3 course meal and the last one is always ice-cream..... yummy!!!!





*best place to eat ice-cream no spoons and in the bed!!!!

So to treat *yourself*, you cook your guy a 3 course meal, and in another thread you said you love blowjobs..... Legend. Legend.

joejoem

*Page* wrote:

*best place to eat ice-cream no spoons and in the bed!!!!

Im trying to imagine doing this? Put it on a plate and eat it "doggy style"? I wouldnt use my fingers, and it would be too cold to use on your body (unless you are in Florida or somewhere really warm.)

*Page*

no its not to cold at all its kinda fun! try it out on different parts to lick!! yummy yummy

*Page*

oh i love cooking esp for someone who loves to eat what i cook!!!

TerrorFirmer

You know you could get away with the picture of your girlfriend but the "My la la" thing is a bit gay...

Yep, after careful deliberation I realise you are correct and it is totally gay of me :rolleyes:

tell us more

Yes you scoundrel, tell us more!

taby

I get to spend time with my boyfriend and i usually treat myself to the cinema or maybe dinner out ( we love eddie rockets so we got der).

That's the one thing i feel is an utter treat in my week.

tman

MobileInfantry wrote:

Yep, after careful deliberation I realise you are correct and it is totally gay of me :rolleyes:

it is a fairly twattish sig in all fairness.

me. i spend a few quid on dvds/music/games on friday and chillax in with them over the weekend

Pighead

Pighead spends a lot of time alone so has to treat himself by enjoying his own company,heeres a few handy pighead tips to help you enjoy yourself while all your mates are out boning their birds.

1. Have a lovely relaxing shower and when finished slip into your best underpants.Beauty always radiates from your underpants

2. Clean a closet, drawer or file. Never underestimate the power of creating order. External order breeds internal order.

3. Cook a fabulous meal. Set the table. Light candles. Enjoy your company. Thank your lucky stars that you are not out with a pompous bore.

4. Work out. Strength begets strength.

5. Paint a room. Transform your home into an oasis. If this project seems too daunting, start small. Buy big, fluffy towels in your favorite color.

6. Take a candlelight bubble bath. Drink champagne while you're doing it. Pink lemonade will do, as long as you drink it from elegant stemware.

7. Sign up for a class -- make sure it's fascinating. Knowledge is a wonderful thing.

8. Rent a classic movie. Make popcorn. Watch the movie in the dark and pretend you're in a real movie theatre, minus the person with the really big hair sitting directly in front of you.

9. Light candles, listen to beautiful music, read a great book. Maybe it's time for War and Peace.

10. Don't project. You will only be dateless for the rest of your life if you think you will be. Instead, live in the moment and start with this one. A series of positive moments add up to a great life, man or no man.

Adam

Pighead wrote:

Pighead spends a lot of time alone so has to treat himself by enjoying his own company,heeres a few handy pighead tips to help you enjoy yourself while all your mates are out boning their birds.

1. Have a lovely relaxing shower and when finished slip into your best underpants.Beauty always radiates from your underpants

2. Clean a closet, drawer or file. Never underestimate the power of creating order. External order breeds internal order.

3. Cook a fabulous meal. Set the table. Light candles. Enjoy your company. Thank your lucky stars that you are not out with a pompous bore.

4. Work out. Strength begets strength.

5. Paint a room. Transform your home into an oasis. If this project seems too daunting, start small. Buy big, fluffy towels in your favorite color.

6. Take a candlelight bubble bath. Drink champagne while you're doing it. Pink lemonade will do, as long as you drink it from elegant stemware.

7. Sign up for a class -- make sure it's fascinating. Knowledge is a wonderful thing.

8. Rent a classic movie. Make popcorn. Watch the movie in the dark and pretend you're in a real movie theatre, minus the person with the really big hair sitting directly in front of you.

9. Light candles, listen to beautiful music, read a great book. Maybe it's time for War and Peace.

10. Don't project. You will only be dateless for the rest of your life if you think you will be. Instead, live in the moment and start with this one. A series of positive moments add up to a great life, man or no man.

Beautiful!

CathyMoran

If I am doing a pamper day I would start with a ly-in...then have a lavander bubble bath...then have some really good chocolate (sucking it slowly)...then spend some time with my family...then have some really good food with good company...then...

Lump

I splash out on a High end hooker.

John

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Lump wrote:

I splash out on a High end hooker.

OLDYELLAR

Friday evening , dominos , a few drinks in the house ,feet in a baisin of hot water and a face mask............I love it.

Tiriel

OLDYELLAR wrote:

Friday evening , dominos , a few drinks in the house ,feet in a baisin of hot water and a face mask............I love it.

that sounds fab!! hmm could be done tomorrow me thinks!!

OLDYELLAR

Aww yea do Cork Girl and then follow it with a big lie in Saturday , its fannytastic!

Adam

CathyMoran wrote:

If I am doing a pamper day I would start with a ly-in...then have a lavander bubble bath...then have some really good chocolate (sucking it slowly)...then spend some time with my family...then have some really good food with good company...then...

Are you trying to turn us(males) on?!

stagolee

for me its simple , just sleep , nothing else quite like sleep

by the way pighead you didnt just swallow the little book of calm did you?

Sarky

I bought a computer yesterday.

It gave me a warm fuzzy feeling.

Clinical Waste

OLDYELLAR wrote:

Friday evening , dominos , a few drinks in the house ,feet in a baisin of hot water and a face mask............I love it.

If I live till 75 then this will be the type of treat I will look forward to.

sprinkles

Lump wrote:

I splash out on a High end hooker.

John

Yes you do, but I don't come cheap!

Would you prefer a high end hooker or lots of low - medium end hookers??

My daddy brings me for an ice cream sometimes....

hshortt

For me, pampering myself usually involves buying gadgets. I see a PSP on the horizon....

Cheers

skywalker

sprinkles wrote:

Would you prefer a high end hooker or lots of low - medium end hookers??

Now theres a dilemma if ever I heard one. Although you end up in a winning situation either way.

Lord Nikon

Beef curry, no onions, boiled rice.
Lie in.
A few pints of Guiness down the local.
Spending money on drink when i have money to burn.
Haagan Daz strawberry cheesecake.

Maynooth

Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate......and more chocolate.