I want to be legally able to preform marraige. Where do I start?

Karl Hungus

I've been contemplating it for a while, and I think it's the right thing to do, unfortunatly I don't want to join the catholic church or anything else, so I was hoping someone could point me in the right direction and recommend some kind of mail-order marraige kit?

Thanks!

Gordon

Ask at a registry office.

Karl Hungus

Gordon wrote:

Ask at a registry office.

You know, it hadn't even crossed my mind!

The Bollox

Karl Hungus wrote:

mail-order marraige kit

LMAO! take a leaf outta Flander's book, he had his emergency baptising kit, you can have your emergency marriage kit

Karl Hungus

Karl Hungus wrote:

I've been contemplating it for a while, and I think it's the right thing to do, unfortunatly I don't want to join the catholic church or anything else, so I was hoping someone could point me in the right direction and recommend some kind of mail-order marraige kit?

Thanks!

That'd be an interesting party trick allright.

steveland?

I think it was the Universal Life Church we all got "ordained" by in college one day (Google it )

I can perform marriages in some states in America but not circumcisions... so what's the point

Flukey

Yes, I believe you can get the power to marry people in certain states, so that is one option. Tell us though, why do you want to be able to marry people. Of course the other alternative is to get yourself a girlfriend -> Fiancee -> Wife! Of course all that usually comes with a mother-in-law!

Esel

Karl Hungus wrote:

I've been contemplating it for a while, and I think it's the right thing to do, unfortunatly I don't want to join the catholic church or anything else, so I was hoping someone could point me in the right direction and recommend some kind of mail-order marraige kit?

Thanks!

First, you have to be able to spell it......

or maybe you could consider weeding?

Edit: Sorry, my mistake - You said:

"I want to be legally able to preform marraige. Where do I start?"

Don't they come pre-formed these days?

"You may now kiss the bridle".

SoupyNorman

just watch the second last series of friends where joey gets ordained over the internet,

now ya see its not just a s*ite excuse for comedy it can also edgucate!

rsynnott

The ULC might be your best bet.

ixoy

Well before ya join anything, there's the Civil Registration Act 2004 about to come into practice (it's been passed), which will alter the way marriage ceremonies are performed here. Check Section 4 for the marriages - there's a lot of legalese to decipher (and it's 4am so I'm not doing it!) but you may find your answer in there...

po0k

you vile-smelling troll Ken :)

condra

marriage is the crapfork

StupidLikeAFox

your killing the word

Kingsize

A Guy I Know Got Himself An "internet Ministry" Thingy,& Even Managed To Blag A Ticket To Glastonbury In The Process By Emailing /telling The Gig Organisers That He Was A Minister Performing A Wedding Ceremony At The Festival.

Sounds Like Bollix But Is True I Can Assure You

monkeyfudge

It would be great at partys. You could stay up and wait for everyone else to pass out drunk and then marry them all to each other...

Neuro

Karl Hungus wrote:

I've been contemplating it for a while, and I think it's the right thing to do, unfortunatly I don't want to join the catholic church or anything else, so I was hoping someone could point me in the right direction and recommend some kind of mail-order marraige kit?

Thanks!

Just a one word question: Why?

Beruthiel

hey Ken
this means we can now all have our hippie weddings out in the forest under a full moon!!
let me know when you're qualified!