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The Truth about Project Management :)

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    Capt'n Midnight
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    Knew I'd seen that earlier and with less blogg
    http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/2002%20February.htm

    The stages of a project

    1. Enthusiasm

    2. Depression

    3. Panic

    4. Search for the guilty

    5. Punishment of the innocent

    6. Rewards for the non-participants


    Green for danger!
    A shock for those who thought that nitrates were the excessive fares charged by cab drivers out of hours. Researchers at Glasgow University (yes, them again) claim that nitrates in vegetables could be the cause of a rise in cancer of the gullet

    People for the Ethical Regard of Vegetables

    How would you like to be separated from your nether regions, plunged into a boiling cauldron of oil or water and then eaten?

    How would you like to have your genitalia cut off and used to decorate churches, houses and the bosoms of human females?

    How would you like to have your unborn children put in a mill and ground up over the corpses of related species?

    How would you like to have your head cut off so that people can play football on you?

    And it’s a matter of your own health. Do you realise that leguminous vegetables such as peas and beans fix deadly nitrogen from the air, which could give you cancer?

    Act now! Send a large cheque to the Number Watch Cayman Island account to become a member of PERV. In return you will receive a free catalogue of synthetised proteins, carbohydrates, vitamins and fibre (no fat, of course) with price list. Leave the flowers where they are in the field. You know it makes scents.

    The Laws of Thermodynamics for laymen

    1. You cannot win
    2. You cannot break even
    3. You cannot get out of the game


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