funny.....

jezza

will put any funny things in here, stuff you read ect ect

jezza

putdowns-
ive seen better hands on a lepar
youve got more chins than a chinese phonebook
you sure do have a lot of well wishers,theyd all like to throw u down one.
excuse me is that youre nose or ate you eating a bananna?

crazy angel

its kinda funny the way noone is answering to this thread

jezza

i no! but its keeping me amused so i dontreally care!!!

i once heard 2 women going on and on aboout the pains of childbirth, and how en will never know what real piain is. i asked them if they ever caught themselves in a zipper

jezza

i used to be a heavy gambler, but now i just make mental bets. thats how i lost my mind

jezza

Too many freaks not enough circusis

*adele*

he he he i like it!

jezza

friends may come and go but enemies accumalate

jezza

the guy as all over the road, i had to swerve a number of times before i hit him.

i thouoght my window was down but found it was up when i put my head through it.

the indirect cause of the accdent was a little man in a little car with a big mouth.

coming home i drove into a wrong house and collided with a tree that i dont have.

i was thrown from my car as it left the road i was later foud in the ditch by some stray cows.

he pedestrian had no idea where to run so i run over him

*adele*

where are u finding these???i like dem

jezza

a police man had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. then he discovered the problem. a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a handmade sign reading speed traps ahead. the officer then found another young boy down the road with a sign painted tips and a bucket of change.

tSubh Dearg

i think this is funny


it's from where the bf works

Sarky

jezza wrote:

friends may come and go but enemies accumalate

Speak for yourself, I don't seem to have ANY enemies anymore. Isn't that wonderful?