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The Tao of programming.

  • 12-07-2001 12:56pm
    #1
    Hobbes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭


    Very good read.

    http://epims.gsfc.nasa.gov/tao.html
    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
    "When you have learned to snatch the error code from the trap frame, it will be time for you to leave."
    </font>


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  • #2
    logic1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,859 ✭✭✭logic1


    lol very enjoyable read

    .logic.


  • #3
    Baz_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Baz_


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2"> A manager went to the Master Programmer and showed him the
    requirements
    document for a new application. The manager
    asked the
    Master: "How long will it take to design this system if I
    assign five
    programmers to it?"

    "It will take one year," said the Master promptly.

    "But we need this system immediately or even sooner! How
    long will it
    take if I assign ten programmers to it?"

    The Master Programmer frowned. "In that case, it will take
    two
    years."

    "And what if I assign a hundred programmers to it?"

    The Master Programmer shrugged. "Then the design will
    never be
    completed," he said.
    </font>

    how true...


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