Lions

grimsbymatt · 08-04-2005 1:23pm #1

I'm a laying down sort of lion.

My girlfriend is an operatic style of lion.

What about you lot?

NotMe · 08-04-2005 11:10pm

Im a lion down.

wayfarer · 08-04-2005 11:24pm

I am a lion whose father was killed by his Machiavellian brother in a ploy to claim the crown. The murderer then banished me to the badlands while I was still a cub, where I had to spend the rest of my childhood. I survived on grubs with two amiable beasts for companionship. One day, my childhood friend, who I hadnt seen in years, found me and told me about my homeland. My tyrant of an uncle had let the once fertile and beautiful lands be turned into waste. Her pleas coaxed me into returning to my kingdom and claiming the crown that was rightfully mine.

There was also a film about my life, although I was unhappy with the actor chosen to play me. He was far too effeminate