Welcome, Amz, to the Front Row club

Trojan

I'd like to welcome my fellow hooker after her playing that most vital of positions on Tuesday.

We also have a new mod to keep the muppets in line.

Al.

RuggieBear

ah...you'll find that prop is so m uch more important...we actually have to work in the scrums, y'know!!!?:p

oh and congrats Amz...but you're defo to tall to be a hooker

Amz

Not in Women's Rugby Ruggie Most scrums are uncontested ...

Apparently I posess some of the vital skills required to be a good hooker i.e. I can quite easily stand in one in place for a given period of time. I think I just need more practice.

I did get some better cuts and bruises playing front row than I did playing wing.

Well impressed!

RuggieBear

Amz wrote:

Not in Women's Rugby Ruggie Most scrums are uncontested ...

Apparently I posess some of the vital skills required to be a good hooker i.e. I can quite easily stand in one in place for a given period of time. I think I just need more practice.

I did get some better cuts and bruises playing front row than I did playing wing.

Well impressed!

you got bruised playing on the wing????

Amz

Quiet you!

Trojan

Aye, and dirty shorts too once I heard!

Amz

We had a new girl playing for us on Tuesday and she came out with, "I brought a towel along, just in case I get dirty".

(I thought it was pretty funny)

She won an award for quote of the year.

RuggieBear

Amz wrote:

We had a new girl playing for us on Tuesday and she came out with, "I brought a towel along, just in case I get dirty".

(I thought it was pretty funny)

She won an award for quote of the year.

maybe it was that time of the month..... :eek:

/me grabs jacket and heads for the door

Amz

Good grief ...

Trojan

You can now ban him you know

Amz

But he's bigger than me?

RuggieBear

uh oh...


actually it doesn't have rugby in under your avatar yet...

uberwolf

Trojan wrote:

You can now ban him you know

you ban ruggiebear you take away his life.

RuggieBear

Amz wrote:

But he's bigger than me?

not on boardsie i'm not.....

RuggieBear

uberwolf wrote:

you ban ruggiebear you take away his life.

i'll cease to exist in reality..... :eek:

Amz

Ah you're safe enough ... For now

RuggieBear

\o/

I'm afraid if there is a crap or offensive joke to be said i'll go for it....

Trojan

Amz wrote:

But he's bigger than me?

Double-team: I'll take him low and you go for the closeline.

Amz

I wasn't offended Ruggie, more disappointed *sigh*

Good plan Trojan.

If bad comes to worst I could just knee him in the goolies I guess.

RuggieBear

Amz wrote:

Good plan Trojan.

If bad comes to worst I could just knee him in the goolies I guess.

oh bugger......

Amz

I've been banned from boards 5 - a - side soccer tournaments for possibly putting a few members' chances of procreation at risk.

I like to think of it as a unique talent.

Crash

i'm afraid that as rugby mod, amz will touch me

Amz

I prefer to use the term "Maul" in keeping with the tone of the board.

Crash

...remind me never to get drunk and try and get you to dance ever again!!! :P

Amz

...

Crash

*shrug* my last (very, very Vague) memory of seeing you on a night out i remember trying to get you to get up and dance and being told no :P so i assume this "mauling" is revenge yes?

Amz

I don't remember that at all ...

Crash

neither do i tbh - i just remember it in a haze of long island ice teas

Amz

*shudder*

besty

Amz wrote:

Apparently I posess some of the vital skills required to be a good hooker

Well impressed!

Interesting

RuggieBear

besty wrote:

Interesting

Stone him.....erm....i mean Ban him!!!!!

Agent Smith

good luck amz, rugby is the sport of thugs, played by gentlemen ( or in your case gentlewomen).



just dont do a brian o driscol and let it go to your head, by doing television ads and the like....

RuggieBear

agent smith wrote:

good luck amz, rugby is the sport of thugs, played by gentlemen ( or in your case gentlewomen).



just dont do a brian o driscol and let it go to your head, by doing television ads and the like....

I can see it now:
Amz: brought to you by POWERADE, Fuel for Life

Nukem

RuggieBear wrote:

I can see it now:
Amz: brought to you by POWERADE, Fuel for Life

Oh a new sig is needed so./
Amz: brought to you by POWERADE, Fuel for Life (as she flicks her hair)

Ps:Congrads on the Modship, might bring some decorum to us thugs or just add to lack of it now your playing hooker.

rugbug86

getting back on topic, amz ya made a great hooker. was proud as punch to be standin beside ya in the scrum.

and amanda's "i brought a towel in case i get dirty" was just classic.

and big ups to women's rugby in dcu - most improved club in dcu 04/05!

Chucky the tree

2 pages a not a 'hooker' joke insight?


i'm supirsed.

Kevin_rc_ie

how come the scrums are uncontested? you are over 8 yeah? Or do you mean no body bothers in the scrum? ARe there 16 ppl in it?

Kevin_rc_ie

Amz wrote:

I see ....

it's good you agree. acceptance is the first step towards recovery.

Sarky

I don't worship Amz.

I just happen to be rather fond of the ground she walks on...

Sundy

anyway back on topic

welcome the front row Amz, i think u will find hooker is the most important position on the pitch. I must sympthise with u for the uncontested scrums, wait till u experience the real thing. Its a great feeling when you manage to win one against the head!

Oh yeah hows ur line out throwing?

uberwolf

Kevin_rc_ie wrote:

how come the scrums are uncontested? you are over 8 yeah? Or do you mean no body bothers in the scrum? ARe there 16 ppl in it?

to be provide something of an answer to what I'm interpreting as a reasonable question.

Scrums aren't contested presumably because like in underage rugby the is probably a large disparity between the women in terms of their strength. Amz for example is quite a small girl and I suspect wouldn't cope well if the pressure of a scrum was applied. It is probably in place to protect women and is used a means of restarting the game rather than as a contest.

Amz

I think this thread has run its course.

Thanks for all the good wishes lads