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bored to death... literally!

  • 04-04-2005 11:14PM
    #1
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭


    What do people do when they're just so bored & too lazy to move that feel like banging their head against the desk just to hear something that isn't the tap tap tapping of the keyboard?

    I just found myself playing checkers (draughts to me & my old school ways) with a dutch person who at least had the excuse that they could've been well wasted or too broke after the weekend to afford a nice whore for the evening! whereas i'm too damn lazy to go upstairs to my stash & roll one for myself!

    Anyone out there feel in the mood to entertain me?

    I'm ever so easy to please!!!
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  • #2
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    kittenkiller wrote:
    I'm ever so easy to please!!!

    the internet is great


  • #3
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Is that just grass?

    I want grass!

    & a nice big swing!

    & a super slidey slide!


  • #4
    sinjin_smythe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 995 ✭✭✭sinjin_smythe


    Bahh finish your own damm sentancccc.......!!


  • #5
    sceptre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,607 ✭✭✭✭sceptre


    kittenkiller wrote:
    bored to death... literally!
    Figuratively. Or even metaphorically. Or anything else.

    This opposite misuse of "literally" just has to stop.


  • #6
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    [HOMER]I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink, and when I wanna pee, I use the kitchen sink![/HOMER]


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  • #7
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Just asked my stoopid brother if we have nice biscuits in the house as he was at the buscuit tin & he just ignored me!

    BACKSTARD!

    Although it is possible that i didn't actually ask him out loud...

    But STILL... he should've known!!!!


  • #8
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    funky penguin wrote:
    [HOMER]I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink, and when I wanna pee, I use the kitchen sink![/HOMER]


    heh heh... i've needed to pee for the last 50 minutes!

    Ha! that'll show you bladder!!!


  • #9
    spyro_2001ie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭spyro_2001ie


    whereas i'm too damn lazy to go upstairs to my stash & roll one for myself

    Sounds like your a lazy assed stoner to me.

    Stop smoking dope, and maybe you wont be so boring


  • #10
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    i shall try to think of thing not to say when i'm drunk to people in authority & then tell drunken friends that it'd be a good idea for THEM to say it to authoritative(did i just make up a word?) figures!


  • #11
    Pen0s
    Closed Accounts Posts: 233 ✭✭Pen0s


    kittenkiller wrote:
    whereas i'm too damn lazy to go upstairs to my stash & roll one for myself!
    god damn u

    i get a drought then i have to hear about someone whos just to lazy to smoke their Sh*t

    thats depressing:(

    uve made my day worse lol


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  • #12
    tovalee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 471 ✭✭tovalee


    this is entertaining...for a minute or two. Be sure to click around the screen. :Dlink


  • #13
    ixoy
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 18,054 Mod ✭✭✭✭ixoy


    Given the title of this, I expected to see some sort of video clip of a drill, or somesuch, being used on someone's head. Quite disappointed.

    Oh and I appeared to have reached 4444 posts. I feel so good...


  • #14
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    www.zombo.com

    Cures bored 100%


  • #15
    Spacedog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,775 ✭✭✭Spacedog


    try rolling an emergency joint for such an occasion,

    keep it secret, keep it safe.


  • #16
    DrIndy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭DrIndy


    www.abum.com
    www.ebaumsworld.com
    www.kontraband.com
    www.albinoblacksheep.com
    www.weebls-stuff.com

    Check out EVERYTHING on those sites

    that will keep you amused for a while! :p


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