overheardindublin.com

ClareBear

Just found this site, have a look if you haven't seen it before, it'll keep you entertained for a while.

Lump

Been posted about 4 times in the last two weeks.

John

Basq

Lump wrote:

Been posted about 4 times in the last two weeks.

John

And it's still crap!

ClareBear

Sorry didn't realise. Was just told about it and thought it was funny enough.
Apologies.

The General

[moan]bin posted before[/moan]

only messing this is new to me so thanks

OfflerCrocGod

It's also new to me so thank you

sleepwalker

quality site

DonkeyStyle \o/

me likes, thankee

Caesar_Bojangle

My favourite so far has to be

Different Worlds

Two American tourists were stopped on O'Connell Street pondering in which direction to head.

Tourist #1: "Which way should we go?"
Tourist #2: "I'm not sure, let's ask those athletes over there."

Upon spying a group of young knackers clad in their usual attire of tracksuit and ill-fitting baseball cap.

--on O'Connell Street

Overheard by Digger
Friday, 01st April 2005

8bi1ctzegfouva

some are good,
others are blatantly made up. like the one about planes having a "shrink button"

and i dont get the one about somone ringing up to apply to who wants to be a millionaire, and his mates asking if he was o2's best customer??? if anyone understood that one could you please let me know?

Lump

TBH I don't think the shrink button one is made up.

John

tk123

the detective wrote:

some are good,
others are blatantly made up. like the one about planes having a "shrink button"

and i dont get the one about somone ringing up to apply to who wants to be a millionaire, and his mates asking if he was o2's best customer??? if anyone understood that one could you please let me know?

I think it was cos he said his mobile number was just 086 - he forgot the rest of the digits.

dendenz

Half the stuff is made up on that heap of bollocks, its a waste of time, I prefer other sites

The_B_Man

i think the O2's best customer was coz he just sed his number was "086". that was a crap one. i liked the "athletes" one too.

segadreamcast

The_B_Man wrote:

i think the O2's best customer was coz he just sed his number was "086". that was a crap one. i liked the "athletes" one too.

Yeah after re-reading it I decided that's what it was. And if so, then it was just crap.

I enjoyed this site, have to say - well done for posting it!

"Oh I'm at the brown thomas make-up counter"
"NO! YOU'RE ON THE F***ING BUS!"
"Oh I'll have to go..."

Cianan2

Hahaha

Ireland playing Netherlands few years back in Landsdowne, all Irish fans aound us, nabber on front getting really excited shouts at the top of his voice at Mat Holland:
"COME ON HOLLAND!"
fifty odd fans turn around and stare at him,
"Mat..M......M.....Mat Holland.......Come on MAT HOLLAND"

8bi1ctzegfouva

ok, cheers for clearing it up. i thought he was just leaving out his full number, as he left out digits of his home phone number too.

Pet

Caesar_Bojangle wrote:

My favourite so far has to be

Brilliant!!!!!

Pet

Girl on bus at back, old woman gets on and decides to chat. Girl is wearing a top with a cat on it.
Old woman: "Oh isn't your pussy lovely"
Rest of people: LAUGH....
Pussy top girl: (Red as a beetroot) "oh thanks"

Girl: "God I hate all these midgets theyre everywhere!"
American guy: "how can you hate midgets there so lil and cute"
Girl-"coz they always bite me"
American guy-"THEY BITE??????"

Hahahahaha.

Hoochiemama

this is my fave so far!!

Bus Driver to Guy paying bus fare with loads of coppers: "How on earth am I meant to count that?"

Guy: "At least it's real money and it's better than the bus ticket IOU's."

Bus Driver: "Get off my Bus!!!!!"

The General

cliffs of one i liked if anyone can remember

old ladie: how long will the no. 5 bus be?
bus driver: as long as this one i suppose
old ladie:will a monkey be driving that one too

yo wont get it unless you read it off the site