Who Do You See As the Next Pope?

RAFALUTION

http://slate.msn.com/id/2089815/

p~b

Christoph Schönborn

kenmc

Sinead OConnor.
If she's not allowed cos she's no longer a catholic then maybe Dustin would qualify

sci0x

According to this guy that supposedly predicted 9/11 , the end of the world will arrive during the time of the next black pope.

Rozabeez

I thought the black pope thing was supposedly in the bible?

idontknowmyname

Fr Dougal Maguire

monkeyfudge

I think Gary Coleman would make an excellent pope.

galwaydude18

idontknowmyname wrote:

Fr Dougal Maguire

Thats just brilliant! :eek: Made me laugh out loud!

goldenbrown

SINEAD O CONNOR WOULD BE GOOD :eek:

fred funk }{

I thought Notrodamus (sp?) was the one who predicted the end of the world if there was a black pope.

gimmick

if we can be serious for a minute, and having given this serious consideration, I reckon the obvious choice for the next pope is me.

GuanYin

Haaaaaaaaaaaaail Satan.

FranknFurter

I've said it before and ill say it again..............

AZEZIL FOR POPE!

deceptacon

Arinze, to be honest.

Is anybody actually reading the link? Time printed that article a while ago.

cartman

for some ****in odd odd reason i read the title "what do you see as the next page" ****in wierd, anyways some high priest guy will be next pope

and this is a serious question: could a black pope be elected?? like is there any black priest[serious question]

cartman

jesus , i didnt even know ye were talking bout a black pope, i just went straight to reply, what is wrong with me,

Basq

I'm just waiting for someone to say 'Hasselhoff for Pope'

And if so.. there'll be some serious stabbing!

scargill

sci0x wrote:

According to this guy that supposedly predicted 9/11 , the end of the world will arrive during the time of the next black pope.

jaysus - are you going out with Sally's daughter on Coronation street ?

Piste

Waaaay ahead of you! Sure I've already been declared the next pope, I've been practising riding around in the popemobile and all!

Tiffany

Donna & Joseph McCaul

The_B_Man

my god, forgot bout them ginger McCauls!

i tried http://www.vatican.va/app_form.aspx but there seems to be too much traffic. im gonna send me CV in thru snail mail anyway. do u think they need a pope with a background in IT with C/C++ and PHP programming? i think so too!

basquille

basquille wrote:

I'm just waiting for someone to say 'Hasselhoff for Pope'

Hah! When I saw this topic I knew someone would put that up!

kenmc

is thre gonna be like an online vote, or some sort of reality show like "you're a pope" or "big preacher" or something. I think we should definitely move with the times and have a text message vote-off anyway....

jezza

theres no good lookin priesty people so i dont care.
colin farrell for pope!!

Jonny Arson

Michael Jackson

scargill wrote:

jaysus - are you going out with Sally's daughter on Coronation street ?

kenmc

kenmc wrote:

is thre gonna be like an online vote, or some sort of reality show like "you're a pope" or "big preacher" or something. I think we should definitely move with the times and have a text message vote-off anyway....

Yeah, not only does the winner get to be pope, they also get a record contract thanks to Louie Walsh.

I'd like a pope who can rap.

petes

Its going to be decided on a tv show called Celebrity Pope where the guys sing and **** like that and the public vote.

WhiteWashMan

me

騎手

cartman wrote:

and this is a serious question: could a black pope be elected?? like is there any black priest[serious question]

There's plenty of african cardinals - asian cardinals too.

Even if the "world ends when there's a black pope" thing was true, it doesn't mean that it will be the first black pope.

Any the next pope doesn't even have to be a priest to become pope (although they have to be ordained if they do).

OLDYELLAR

David Hasslehoff , duh

Sarky

For a marble/gold toilet, I'll run for anything...

DublinWriter

sci0x wrote:

According to this guy that supposedly predicted 9/11 , the end of the world will arrive during the time of the next black pope.

Er...nope.

It was actually the Irish prophet, St.Malachi who predicted all the future popes from the 12th Century on. Check this out, it's scary!...

http://www.catholic-pages.com/grabbag/malachy.asp

Going by Malachi's prediction, I'd say the next pope will be Arinze (black, currently the Paddy Power favourite at 7-2) or Martini (Paddy Power 10-1).

Why Martini? Well, check out Malachi's prediction - the glory of the Olive!

seamus

Moved from AH
(Sorry guys, you might want to clean up the thread - it does have some merit)