Best way to annoy your boss ?

Megatron

Ok i just discoved the fastest way to aggrivate my boss.

It's to Send him emails where i type like Ja ja binks talks.

also ending every sentence with Ani... also seems to do the trick.


Anyone else have other tricks that have worked ?

Gilgamesh

never really had reasons to aggrevate my boss, but normally handing in my resignation in the past did the trick, hehe

bringitdown

Hmm, another thought provoking thread I see try the following:

Take a crap on his desk;
Shag his daughter / wive / son;

etc. etc.

The real issue here is why???

Megatron

It was more the little things , things that won't get you fired on the spot .


and as for why ... to keep me entertained while at work of course

landser

As a boss myself, I prefer to find ways to annoy my minions/charges. sacking them is always good for a laugh, or making them work over bank holidays, or miss their child's first shool play by making them work late... oh, you should see the scowls on their pathetic working class faces! it's hilarious!!!

blah

Reading boards.ie all day is a good start.

Stalfos

running him over might do it

the_syco

Stalfos wrote:

being on boards and not working might annoy your boss

Getting by the proxy, and going to sites your boss likes (golf sites, etc), but can't access due to stupid firewall is always good for the laugh.

pclancy

If you can get into his/her office before they do in the morning, disconnect a different peripheral every day from their pc like keyboard, mouse, network cable, printer etc. Then sit back and watch the anger as they have to get up from their morning coffee/paper/arsescratch and reconnect your work.

Hobbes

A previous job two managers were forever annoying each other. One of them snuck into the others office and replaced the M key with another keycap from a similar machine. You should of seen the sweat of concentration trying to find the M key.

I am MAN

Have sex with his wife and daughter(s)

FX Meister

I used to ring the phone on my bosses desk from my mobile in my pocket. It was great to watch him run to his desk every few minutes. Another time I put his company car in the buy and sell for about €6,000 less than it was worth so he got loads of calls. He suspected it was me. When he called the buy and sell they said they would check the details of who placed the ad and ring him back after lunch. He thought he had me but when they called back they just gave them his name and phone number, it was priceless. With a newer boss I took a screen capture on his computer, set it as his desktop background and then deleted his desktop items. Watching him try to click on them and then restarting three or four times was funny.

woosaysdan

FX Meister wrote:

I used to ring the phone on my bosses desk from my mobile in my pocket. It was great to watch him run to his desk every few minutes. Another time I put his company car in the buy and sell for about €6,000 less than it was worth so he got loads of calls. He suspected it was me. When he called the buy and sell they said they would check the details of who placed the ad and ring him back after lunch. He thought he had me but when they called back they just gave them his name and phone number, it was priceless. With a newer boss I took a screen capture on his computer, set it as his desktop background and then deleted his desktop items. Watching him try to click on them and then restarting three or four times was funny.

LOL excellent!!!

Interceptor

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they ‘want fries with that?’.

Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

Dont use any punctuation

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rockhard Rod".

Pet

With a newer boss I took a screen capture on his computer, set it as his desktop background and then deleted his desktop items. Watching him try to click on them and then restarting three or four times was funny.

Brilliant, that's absolutely priceless.

[Jackass]

Lmao...thats the bit that made me laugh too!! Brilliant!

Sarky

Interceptor wrote:

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Quite possibly the most evil thing I have ever read. You are truly Satan Reborn.

MrJoeSoap

I am MAN wrote:

Have sex with his wife and daughter(s)

Tee hee, reminds of when Peter went for the job interview in Family Guy...

Interviewer: So Peter, where do you see yourself in ten years?
Peter (thinking to self, and looking at picture of interviewers family on desk): Don't say doing your wife, Don't say doing your wife, Don't say doing your wife...



Peter: ... doing your...son?