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Overheard in Dublin

GuanYin · 2005-03-27 12:18:25

Dunno if this has been posted already (apologies if so, cant find it in search). Amusing site, www.overheardindublin.com. I think you can add to it too. Anyone got any equally good stories they overheard?

27-03-2005 12:18pm

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Dunno if this has been posted already (apologies if so, cant find it in search).

Amusing site, www.overheardindublin.com.

I think you can add to it too.

Anyone got any equally good stories they overheard?

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#2 27-03-2005 12:23pm

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#3 27-03-2005 1:01pm

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Typically stuck up Dublin Woman:

"Seriously though, you can't actually SAY you're from Dublin 4 unless you actually OWN a house there"

--Hartigans, Stephens Green

Overheard by Niall
Wednesday, 23rd March 2005

Outstanding.

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#4 27-03-2005 1:05pm

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isn't that the site some punter was spamming boards with a few weeks ago...? Well glad to see it's getting promoted due to word of mouth now...

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#5 27-03-2005 1:06pm

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Dont take the piss out of scum, no matter how young

group of loud young knaker girls on luas, talking about everything from blowjobs to dick sizes to "da state of her!"

Mid 20's guy sitting with his back to them holding his phone up blatently between the girls seats;
"here just listen to this"

One of the girls:"Mister i wouldnt do tat if i were u, last guy who did tat doesnt av a phone no more.

-guy keeps holding up the phone, girls continue talking.
next stop at the last second the girls get up and hop off, one grabbing the guys phone.
"Yonk"

--on the luas - tallaght to town

Overheard by Trigger
Saturday, 26th March 2005

Ha ha, dumbass

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#6 27-03-2005 1:19pm

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A reference to the good 'ol Jesus lol thread...

Girl1: "Hey, that guy looks like Jesus."

Girl2: "Oh, yea"

Guy: lol

--On the Luas

sweet...

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#7 27-03-2005 1:30pm

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Dublin girl on bus travelling down the quays on hot summers day when the tide was out ..
"Oh Jasus look, its so bleedin hot even the liffey's dried up" ..
Boyfriend goes red ..
Girl lookin out window again and sees what may have been loo roll in the water " Ye know this recyclin' thing, imagine the poor f***er da haz te get in there, take all that jacks roll out and clean it". "I wouldn't f***in use it again anywayz"
Boyfriend moves seat ..

--39 Bus ..

Quality

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#8 27-03-2005 1:45pm

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******* who?

Guys arguing over girls credentials: "I'm telling you, you're wrong, ******* gives the best blow job in Cabra"

--Upsatirs on 120 bus

Overheard by Karl M.
Wednesday, 09th March 2005

lawl

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#9 27-03-2005 1:55pm

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Cool, it'll keep me ammused in work for the evening.

John

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#10 27-03-2005 2:23pm

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Hmmm- it wasn't that funny really.....
A little too real to be funny?

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#11 27-03-2005 2:41pm

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Three Americans crossing road on Dame Street. Automated Speaker on Traffic lights announces: "The traffic on Dame street has been signaled to stop."

American woman asks the Irish guy crossing also: "What was that about?"

Irish guy explains: "It's a new prototype light for the blind instead of the beeping lights."

Three americans disuss this while crossing and upon reaching the other side the american woman turns to the irish guy and says: "You know in america we don't allow blind people to drive."

--Dame Street

Overheard by Brendan
Monday, 14th March 2005

Ha Ha classic

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#12 27-03-2005 3:51pm

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