New Words for 2005

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TESTICULATING - Waving your arms around and talking b*******.

BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was
missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise,craps on
everything, and then leaves.

ASSMOSIS - The process by which people seem to absorb success and
advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard. (as per
Smithers)

SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
only to get screwed and die.

CUBE FARM - An office filled with cubicles.

PRAIRIE DOGGING - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube
farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going
on.(This also applies to applause from a promotion because there may be
cake.)

MOUSE POTATO - The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couchpotato.

SITCOMs - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies
turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay
home with the kids or start a "home business".

STRESS PUPPY - A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and
whiny.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - The fine art of whacking the cr*p out of an
electronic device to get it to work again.

OHNOSECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that
you've just made a BIG mistake (e. g. you've hit 'reply all')

GOING FOR A McSH*T - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of
buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff
member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is
known as a "McSh*t with Lies."

AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a
'black box'.

AUSSIE KISS - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

BREAKING THE SEAL - Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of
drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the
toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

GREYHOUND - A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

MILLENNIUM DOMES - The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in there worth seeing.

MONKEY BATH - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you
go:"Oo!Oo! Ho! Aa! Aa! Aa!".

SALAD DODGER - An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

SWAMP-DONKEY - A deeply unattractive person

Kevin_rc_ie

that was a very entertaining read.

stagolee

nevernev wrote:

GOING FOR A McSH*T - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of
buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff
member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is
known as a "McSh*t with Lies."

hahaha i nearly had a mc**** myself after reading that, very good

Corben Dallas

Pure class! like the prarie dogging one....and there might be cake!

Zombienosh

nevernev wrote:

SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
only to get screwed and die.

GOING FOR A McSH*T - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of
buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff
member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is
known as a "McSh*t with Lies."

AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a
'black box'.

GREYHOUND - A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

MILLENNIUM DOMES - The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in there worth seeing.

MONKEY BATH - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you
go:"Oo!Oo! Ho! Aa! Aa! Aa!".

SWAMP-DONKEY - A deeply unattractive person

haha nice ones,

garthv

hehehe, my vocabulary has just been expanded

petes

**** off you salad dodging swamp donkey!!!!Some goddies in there.