White Dog Poo!!

AlienGav · 19-03-2005 2:44am #1

What the hell ever happened white dog poo?

More importantly... Anyone any idea what they were putting in the dog food during the 80s and early 90s to make one poo white??!? :eek:

When I was a wee lad, this seemed to be the most popular colour dog poo around! :eek:

Those were the days! :cool:

Töpher · 19-03-2005 2:49am

Fúck yeah! Where'd it go?

Actually, I think it was decomposing dog shít, but with the new laws in place/enforced (or Ireland being rainier?), shít is not left on the street for so long anymore

Chalk · 19-03-2005 2:56am

dog food in the eighties was mostly ash afaik, hence white poo

nowadays aniaml rights are more important or some shiz

OY · 19-03-2005 3:00am

Wow! I only thought that the other day! I was at my mother in laws and the dog just pooped outside and i thought "have not seen any white ones in ages"

I just would never actually say that i thought this out loud...

Whoops!

AlienGav · 19-03-2005 3:00am

Chalk wrote:

dog food in the eighties was mostly ash afaik, hence white poo

nowadays aniaml rights are more important or some shiz

Thank jaysus! You've answered something I've been asking myself since i was 10!

Now, I finally know...

Chalk · 19-03-2005 3:01am

the poor doggies tho, eh?

Töpher · 19-03-2005 3:01am

Einst&#252 wrote: »

Fúck yeah! Where'd it go?

Actually, I think it was decomposing dog shít, but with the new laws in place/enforced (or Ireland being rainier?), shít is not left on the street for so long anymore

Ignore this information, for it is wrong.

Ash? Ewwww... poor ickle puppies :mad:

AlienGav · 19-03-2005 3:03am

Einst&#252 wrote: »

Ignore this information, for it is wrong.

Ash? Ewwww... poor ickle puppies :mad:

Ah double jaysus!! We'll never know!! lol

Chalk · 19-03-2005 3:04am

they used it to "bulk" up the food i think

roxy · 20-03-2005 4:50pm

Chalk wrote:

they used it to "bulk" up the food i think

Yes, of course now it's pure prime cuts of meat, and nothing but....

Chalk · 20-03-2005 4:54pm

certainly tastes a lot better than it used to anyway, imo

KlodaX · 20-03-2005 5:10pm

Chalk wrote:

certainly tastes a lot better than it used to anyway, imo

telecinesk · 23-03-2005 4:01pm

ok, i cant believe im reading this thread for a start. BUT I can go one better, as a present to a tutor in art colleage back in 89 I handed him a set of dogpoo pics as a going away present. There was white ones in there too. All I need is few hours in the attic of the folks house, a scanner and upload to this thread a masterpiece!
"Enjoy your meal"

ejmaztec · 23-03-2005 5:43pm

After studying this thread with great interest, I consulted with the rest of my family, one of whom informed me that one of our manky terriers delivers the goods. I would imagine that, due to the apparent rarity of this item, it must have a street value akin to a class A substance. To test the potential of this new market, would anyone be interested in buying some, vacuum-packed, gift-wrapped, sent to a loved one? Please let me know so that I can approach the IDA for a grant to set up the worldwide distribution network.

RE*AC*TOR · 23-03-2005 5:54pm

The white colour of the popp is from the calcium it contains AFAIK. Perhaps in pre-BSE days dogs ate a lot more bones, hence more calcium, and once the organis substances in the poop start to decompose - it leaves behind the calcium. I doubt the crap every comes out of the dogs arse white! Most likely the poop is cleaned-up before it gets a chance to dessicate.

As an experiment feed your dog lots of bones for a couple of weeks, save one of his ****s and leave it out in the sun.

whiskeyman · 23-03-2005 6:27pm

best thread ever!

Think there should be t-shirts made up with a white dog turd with tag-line
"Retro Poo"

it'd sell millions.....

LoneGunM@n · 23-03-2005 6:33pm

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

The white colour of the popp is from the calcium it contains AFAIK. Perhaps in pre-BSE days dogs ate a lot more bones, hence more calcium, and once the organis substances in the poop start to decompose - it leaves behind the calcium. I doubt the crap every comes out of the dogs arse white! Most likely the poop is cleaned-up before it gets a chance to dessicate.

As an experiment feed your dog lots of bones for a couple of weeks, save one of his ****s and leave it out in the sun.

Unless I was dreaming about dog sh!te, I think the reason there is less white dog poo is because butchers are not allowed to give bones out for dogs anymore ... I may be wrong