Everyone Can Play!

Agent Smith

i'm in the middle of redoing a sssignment that my laptop killed, and i'm on a break....



the idea of this is to add 2 sentance's to this, and so on and so on....



lets start.



Last october, Little roger was accepted into Trinity to do a degree in law. little Roger went to a small, rural school, and it was his first time ever in dublin. he found a place in dublin to stay, a little room in rathmines and when he woke up this morning, he headed into trinity for the first day of fresher's week....

Berger

You're gay!

xeduCat

Tragically, when he introduced himself as "Little Roger, Law Reader", he was immediately shunned by all right-thinking people (and some of the wrong-thinking ones too). He resolved to change his ways and try and set a record - to be the first likeable law student in Trinity's history.

Kevin_rc_ie

is this a biog

Agent Smith

Tragically, when he introduced himself as "Little Roger, Law Reader", he was immediately shunned by all right-thinking people (and some of the wrong-thinking ones too). He resolved to change his ways and try and set a record - to be the first likeable law student in Trinity's history.....

little roger then got his name changed to " roger" and then returned to trinity, for the econd day of fresher's week. he joing all the cool societies, and even the not so cool, and was tricked into joing the phil by a girl with big breasts and a low neck top*....


*this is what happend to me

DrIndy

.... and realising the rather common nature of the name Roger amongst the students of the Law School, Roger longed to be different. Using Michael McDowell as his idol, proud of his Wicklow roots and honoured by his family name - he boldly changed his name to Daithi. Through the Law school he did rise and he won many a prize. Roger, now proudly named Daithi - boldly set forth on a quest. A quest to end all quests. He resolved to free the drunken leprecauns.......

xeduCat

Feck off, I'm shy.

And that's more than 2 sentences, Doctor.

DrIndy

building the suspense takes a few sentences!

Agent Smith

.... and realising the rather common nature of the name Roger amongst the students of the Law School, Roger longed to be different. Using Michael McDowell as his idol, proud of his Wicklow roots and honoured by his family name - he boldly changed his name to Daithi. Through the Law school he did rise and he won many a prize. Roger, now proudly named Daithi - boldly set forth on a quest. A quest to end all quests. He resolved to free the drunken leprecauns.......


suddenly, roger woke up, he had fallen asleep on the bus and was outside the center for deaf studies in drumcondra, cool as it was, he neede to get to campus, he needed a bus, and it was there he met the beautiful laura....

DrIndy

suddenly, roger woke up, he had fallen asleep on the bus and was outside the center for deaf studies in drumcondra, cool as it was, he neede to get to campus, he needed a bus, and it was there he met the beautiful laura....

.... laura was from sweden, blond and tall and Roger drooled. At last he had a kindred spirit beside him, his soulmate with which to aid him in his quest of the drunken leprecauns. Together they hopped on a bus - but alas chose the 40 - the Succubus! That only takes you to Parnell Square......

John

.... laura was from sweden, blond and tall and Roger drooled. At last he had a kindred spirit beside him, his soulmate with which to aid him in his quest of the drunken leprecauns. Together they hopped on a bus - but alas chose the 40 - the Succubus! That only takes you to Parnell Square......

Where they only found disappointment. Disappointment and chocolate.

snorlax

well chocolate makes up for the dissappointment!

Kevin_rc_ie

maybe for girls.

DrIndy

Where they only found disappointment. Disappointment and chocolate.

Chocolate purchased at Centra at the top of O'Connell street. For the savvy Roger knew that this newsagents was fractionally cheaper than any other. He gallantly set for with the faithful Laura by his side through the centre of the city, along the uneven paving stones, the cigarette butts, the chewing gum lashed slabs, the vomit in its corners. Down the main street of this fair city, he strode with purpose, that great artery of dublin he followed into its gritty heart......

snorlax

those chocolate covered donuts at the donut kiosk/o'connell street, the gentle waft of grease.........

Crash

Chocolate purchased at Centra at the top of O'Connell street. For the savvy Roger knew that this newsagents was fractionally cheaper than any other. He gallantly set for with the faithful Laura by his side through the centre of the city, along the uneven paving stones, the cigarette butts, the chewing gum lashed slabs, the vomit in its corners. Down the main street of this fair city, he strode with purpose, that great artery of dublin he followed into its gritty heart......


unfortunately, as linda tried to eat her chocolate, her breasts got in the way and she accidently smeared chocolate over them. Roger, in his naivety, attempted to lick it off.....

DrIndy

unfortunately, as linda tried to eat her chocolate, her breasts got in the way and she accidently smeared chocolate over them. Roger, in his naivety, attempted to lick it off.....

......and Laura was very unimpressed. Then, alas, aghast - Daithi was arrested by the police, not the friendly Gardai, but the secretive Fashion Police! He was accosted and redressed and with a new spring in his step and a new atire, he continued his trek down the long O'Connell street. He crossed the green Liffey, filled with shopping trolleys and traffic cones - with trepidation, he entered the South Side......

Crash

where linda once again tried to eat her chocolate, her breasts getting in the way as she accidently smeared chocolate over them. Daithi, in his naivety, said "woah, deja vu!"....

Kevin_rc_ie

daithí or roger.

xeduCat

Roger. Please.

DrIndy

where linda once again tried to eat her chocolate, her breasts getting in the way as she accidently smeared chocolate over them. Daithi, in his naivety, said "woah, deja vu!"....

...... as he passed Heineken time on his left and Redz on his right, he walked down D'Olier street. A drunk staggered past and a 77 roared by. He approached the junction with fleet street. Cautiously glancing everywhere direction, he carefully crossed the street where buses cross on a pedestrian green light. And then his eyes were drawn to Doyles. "Could this be the home of the drunken leprecauns?" Daithi wondered?.......

Agent Smith

...... as he passed Heineken time on his left and Redz on his right, he walked down D'Olier street. A drunk staggered past and a 77 roared by. He approached the junction with fleet street. Cautiously glancing everywhere direction, he carefully crossed the street where buses cross on a pedestrian green light. And then his eyes were drawn to Doyles. "Could this be the home of the drunken leprecauns?" Daithi wondered?.......

suddenly dathi/roger relised that he still had not registered for college, and desided to walk over the road and into the university of dublin....

John

suddenly dathi/roger relised that he still had not registered for college, and desided to walk over the road and into the university of dublin....

where he was set upon by a thug that works in the SU shop in House 6. He took all the chocolate and ran to his lair to consume it.

DrIndy

suddenly dathi/roger relised that he still had not registered for college, and desided to walk over the road and into the university of dublin....

where he was set upon by a thug that works in the SU shop in House 6. He took all the chocolate and ran to his lair to consume it.....

.....and Daithi/Roger was aghast and shocked and summoned his superpowers in order to retrieve the chocolate. He beset the monstrous thug of house 6....

Agent Smith

suddenly, roger/dathai, met lorna jennings, failed educaion candedite, and thats when it all went black....

Berger

Cancer is funnier and more interesting than thou art.

I was attempting to write this in caps but it didnt work.

John

Well maybe not funnier but it's definitely more interesting. I often scan Pubmed for some new tidbits of information on the big c.

Agent Smith

thats not funny




thats just stupid...

desertcircus

suddenly, Roger met lorna jennings, failed educaion candedite, and thats when it all went black....

He came to in a cavern, with pictures of Mary Harney and Mary Robinson adorning the walls. "Where am I?" he croaked, the faint taste of blood in his mouth. All he remembered was a sudden flash of light and now this.

A creature emerged from the murk. In a sepulchral tone the figure addressed him. "Hail thee, O unlikely likeable law student! Thou art in the lair of the Hereans. Many years have we protected the good and the great from the evil men and women of this college, disguised as a drinking club for the female sport captains".

"What do you want with me?"

"Your legacy will be mighty and true. You will bring light to that which is dark-"

"The Players theatre?"

"-you will bring clarity where it is sadly lacking-"

"Restructuring?"

"-you will bring truth into the house of lies."

"Oh, the GMB."

"Thrice blessed are we for your coming, O Roger. Only a law student may unravel the mystery of the bureaucracy, and thou art the first to bear enough good in his soul to end the tyranny of the one they call Gleeson."

"What about that Daithí fella? And yer one Bacik?"

"Good souls are they, but they know not of the true nature of the Hereans. They are the sheep, and you shall be the shepherd".

Agent Smith

and so roger went on his quest, straight to the gmb, but cosgrave and his band of thugs and thugetts had somthing else planned for roger.....

DrIndy

.....and roger was rodgered.......

...yet his plans for world domination continued on, undisturbed. His evil plan to sieze power at the highest levels was becoming a reality. However,...

Berger

Why are you people posting in this thread? What the hell is wrong with you all?

xeduCat

yeah, it's gone a bit too far?

Bah, I've only begun to post on this thread.

Nietzschean

Berger wrote:

Why are you people posting in this thread? What the hell is wrong with you all?

they are TCD students, do you really have to ask?

Pet

touché.