2005

shellspeare · 17-03-2005 6:48pm #1

You know you're living in 2005 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in
a business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.

0. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
turn around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your
coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Kêrmêttê · 17-03-2005 6:51pm

I didn't even find this funny when I read it 5 years ago :rolleyes:

funky penguin · 17-03-2005 7:59pm

shellspeare wrote:

You know you're living in 2005 when...

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

Does that mean you were too busy to put a 1 before 0 to make #10?

Adam · 18-03-2005 12:22am

FLAMED!!!

On a side note, that was sh!te.

Lord Nikon · 18-03-2005 1:17am

"It's funny, cause it's true" - Homer Simpson

Lump · 18-03-2005 8:30am

"It's not funny, cause it's not funny" - John Loughman

RE*AC*TOR · 18-03-2005 8:35am

[Homer Voice]I like stories...[/Homer Voice]

woosaysdan · 18-03-2005 10:18am

[homer] ooh look at me im making people happy........ by the way i was been scarcastic!!![/homer]

Lord Nikon · 18-03-2005 8:08pm

[Mr.Burn] I guess Homer Simpson wasn't the negotiating genius we all thought he was[/Mr.Burns]

[Homer]Oohhh, dodo do do do do[/Homer]

aidan_walsh · 18-03-2005 8:16pm

[Boomhauer]*Something mostly incomprehensible, and possibly insulting*[/Boomhauer]

weemcd · 18-03-2005 8:26pm

[wiggum] Yeah right lady. An elephant ran through your front yard. Ok sure Mister, an elephant just knocked over your mailbox. Yeah right buddy. Liquor store robbery, officer down. And I'm Edward G. Robinson. [wiggum]

you know its 2005 when you are posting tripe on an internet message boards

funky penguin · 18-03-2005 9:36pm

weemcd wrote:

[wiggum] [wiggum]

you know its 2005 when you are posting tripe on an internet message boards

modular · 18-03-2005 9:55pm

weemcd wrote:

[wiggum] Yeah right lady. An elephant ran through your front yard. Ok sure Mister, an elephant just knocked over your mailbox. Yeah right buddy. Liquor store robbery, officer down. And I'm Edward G. Robinson. [wiggum]

you know its 2005 when you are posting tripe on an internet message boards

You know it's 2005 when you notice that people have messed up imaginary bbCode in their posts.