Escaped Prisoner

joejoem

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.

As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money
and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of
bed and ties him up in a chair.

While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on
the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an
escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He's probably spent lots of time
in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he
tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he
gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any
Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too."

kmart6

Been posted many times before!!!!

Please search before posting!!!!

memphis

Old........... VERY OLD!!!!!

Bottle_of_Smoke

No, i havent been here in a while and i wouldnt have seen that joke if he\she didnt post it

dont search!

joejoem

here here.....

Stalfos

Good joke, never it before either

Shabadu

Cloud wrote:

No flaming newer members cause the've posted something that's been on before. We're getting new members everyday and we don't want them to turn around and leave again as a result of someone's ignorance

Straight from the top, charters are great.

Pugsley

No flaming newer members

Newer? see newer dude, Oct04 isnt new, and 446 posts isn't exactly a 'newer' member, pretty sure its been posted in the last 3months, let alone since october. Read the charter closely ^_^

Shabadu

Wow, so you're the official boardsie definer of the term 'newer'? Cool.





Also, I am a dudette.

joejoem

If you think you have heard the joke before then dont reply to it, it will slip down the list fast. Dont post whinging that you have heard it before.

Also, there are two replys here from people who havent heard the joke before, and nor had I.

So stop whinging, like I said let the joke slip down the list by either not replying to it, or post a few of your own jokes!

CyberGhost

LMAO!

new to me.