Favourite coloured toilet paper

spiderbeast · 13-03-2005 1:11am #1

Has to be peach.

Barry Aldwell · 13-03-2005 1:14am

Laminated. Uncomfortable at first, but you save a packet.

Caesar_Bojangle · 13-03-2005 1:15am

my hand tbh

tman · 13-03-2005 1:17am

brown

spiderbeast · 13-03-2005 1:19am

Brown could be dangerous, you'd never know when you're clean!

tman · 13-03-2005 1:26am

i like to live life on the edge.

edibility · 13-03-2005 1:32am

White and quilted....so good.

Creature · 13-03-2005 1:59am

Bloody sandpaper - the toilet roll of real men.

Zombienosh · 13-03-2005 2:05am

the sun or the star, whatever rubbish has been bought that day.

NotMe · 13-03-2005 2:08am

I only use €5 notes. :cool:

monument · 13-03-2005 2:14am

The 500 euro notes are a better size.

Chinafoot · 13-03-2005 2:23am

during my time as a lacky in a shop this old woman came in looking for bog-roll....the conversation went like this:

Lady: have you now white toilet roll love?
me: no we only have pink at the moment sorry.
lady: oh no no that wont do.
me: must have a white bathroom do you?
lady: no! you should never use coloured toilet roll. it gives you infections down there!!

that shut me up fairly lively

billy the squid · 13-03-2005 2:41am

monument wrote:

The 500 euro notes are a better size.

nah the ink on the 500 makes your arse purple.

Winters · 13-03-2005 2:44am

Whaever colour you can get the three seashells in tbh.

Doper Than U · 13-03-2005 4:25am

White. I heard about the "infections down there" too.

Badly Drunk Boy · 13-03-2005 4:47am

peachypants wrote:

during my time as a lacky in a shop this old woman came in looking for bog-roll....the conversation went like this:

Lady: have you now white toilet roll love?
me: no we only have pink at the moment sorry.
lady: oh no no that wont do.
me: must have a white bathroom do you?
lady: no! you should never use coloured toilet roll. it gives you infections down there!!

that shut me up fairly lively

Hey Peachypants, do you have anything to do with the attempted resurgence of peachy toilet paper?

Spiderbeast seems to have fallen to yer evil charms.....

Piste · 13-03-2005 12:21pm

Diamond Studded

Awwww yeah......

angelofdeath · 13-03-2005 12:56pm

who needs toilet paper, man nappys, way of the future, mark my words

TheWolf · 13-03-2005 3:25pm

[homer]sooo I seeez, white toilet paper, peach toilet paper, it all ends up the same colour in the end...[/homer]

Mimikyu · 13-03-2005 5:00pm

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Agent Smith · 13-03-2005 5:06pm

what ever's in the toliet..... to be honest....

The Fitz · 13-03-2005 7:23pm

Barry Aldwell wrote:

Laminated. Uncomfortable at first, but you save a packet.

peach rules my ass!! literally

*Angel* · 13-03-2005 7:24pm

White with a simple design is nice, and it has gotta be soft of course.

The Fitz · 13-03-2005 7:25pm

I have winnie the pooh toilet paper!!!

Mimikyu · 13-03-2005 8:46pm

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rugbug86 · 13-03-2005 8:50pm

tee hee hee, is your winnie loo roll pooey? couldnt resist..........

we have a white one, but i dont mind the colour, as long as its not a portapotty.

rugbug86 · 13-03-2005 8:53pm

ok. so just noticed toilet PAPER

my bad

[Jackass] · 13-03-2005 9:00pm

I use a bee-day to sprinkle away those chunks, and clingers on

As a matter of interest, and as a sub-question (although it probably deserves it's own thread...but that would just be spamm!!

) Do you stand or stay seated when wipeing your arse? I used to be a stander, untill this very conversation came up on a typical night in drinking tins. After several hours of debate, i conceeded defeat, and for the past few years, i've been a sitter. What do you do? Someone set up a poll, will ya!!?

NotMe · 13-03-2005 9:28pm

How the f**K could you wipe while sitting down?

Shabadu · 13-03-2005 9:38pm

Toothbrush.

Doper Than U · 13-03-2005 10:02pm

How the f*** could you wipe standing up??? (seriously, someone explain the physics of that to me)

[Jackass] · 13-03-2005 10:11pm

NotMe wrote:

How the f**K could you wipe while sitting down?

You kind of lean on to one ass cheek...raising your hairy arse out of the toilet, reach around, wipe, inspect, dispose. Repeat several times untill you get the all clear. I take it you're a stander upper?

Doper Than U wrote:

How the f*** could you wipe standing up??? (seriously, someone explain the physics of that to me)

You raise from the seat while keeping you legs still at wit apart, you stick your ass out into the air, standing like a lap dancer. You wipe, inspect, and dispose. Repeat several times untill you get the all clear. I take it you're a sitter downer?

StupidLikeAFox · 13-03-2005 10:34pm

agent smith wrote:

what ever's in the toliet..... to be honest....

hmmm, recycle what ya didnt flush away?

Anyway, this thread makes me sing ''bounty the stronger soaker upper.....''

(and also thanks to DubGuy22 for finally explaining how to wipe my arse, and to think id been rubbing it on the door frame all these years)

Rozabeez · 14-03-2005 10:05am

Oh great, you guys have made me sit in a room on my own laughing and now a load of people have gathered outside my window to observe.

NotMe · 14-03-2005 12:08pm

DubGuy22 wrote:

You kind of lean on to one ass cheek...raising your hairy arse out of the toilet, reach around, wipe, inspect, dispose. Repeat several times untill you get the all clear. I take it you're a stander upper?

You raise from the seat while keeping you legs still at wit apart, you stick your ass out into the air, standing like a lap dancer. You wipe, inspect, and dispose. Repeat several times untill you get the all clear. I take it you're a sitter downer?

Hahaha best reply ever.

Favourite coloured toilet paper

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