I just scared off....

GuanYin

Two christian recruiters who called to my door.

They asked me wher ethey thought we all came from and I gave them a rather detailed explanation on one of the theories on chance RNA precursors to DNA in evolution.

They left saying they didn't wantto take up anymore of my time.....

My god, but I'm good.

uberwolf

well that was kinder than what some of my friends did to a pair of mormons. The poor fools never stood a chance. The story involves illegal drugs so I can't say anymore

GuanYin

uberwolf wrote:

well that was kinder than what some of my friends did to a pair of mormons. The poor fools never stood a chance. The story involves illegal drugs so I can't say anymore

Oh go on and tell the story and pretend the drugs are smarties....

FX Meister

Maybe they thought you were a spa and didn't want you in their religion anyway

GuanYin

FX Meister wrote:

Maybe they thought you were a spa and didn't want you in their religion anyway

Suits me fine.

Karl Hungus

Ah... Now this reminds of the time a Jehova's witness put his foot in my door, and I punched him in the stomach.
Moral of the story, don't ever be a Jehova's witness or I'll slug you in the gut.

Third_Echelon

Karl Hungus wrote:

Ah... Now this reminds of the time a Jehova's witness put his foot in my door, and I punched him in the stomach.
Moral of the story, don't ever be a Jehova's witness or I'll slug you in the gut.

ha ha... genius

Squirrel

My brother asks two people, "Are you bloody Mormons?" "We are members of the Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints" "Fine then, f*ck off, I wanted to talk to Mormons" "We are commonly referred to that yes" "But then you are, why couldn't you have said yes earlier instead of wasting a few seconds of my precious life" "We're sorry sir" "You could have recruited me had you not di**ed about, now f*ck off"

Hilarious it was

Hobbes

My friends mother got them once (he actually sent them to her). They gave her tapes to listen too and recorded over them with the radio music she liked. A few days later they came back to ask for the tapes back (or she could buy them). She gave them back.

WhiteWashMan

did you show them your boobies?

azezil

heh remember answering the door to them... just rolled my eyes and closed it, stupid fúcker put his foot in the door, just opened it and said "move now" then slammed it shut. gimp heh

Draupnir

ah give them a break, they are nice guys mostly. theyre only doing what they think is best. god knows, they could turn out to be right in the end!

by the way, karl hungus, dont slug me in the gut if im a mormon, cos ill bash ya! id be a nasty mormon.

Karl Hungus

Draupnir wrote:

by the way, karl hungus, dont slug me in the gut if im a mormon, cos ill bash ya! id be a nasty mormon.

Then you'd go straight to the burning fires of hell, bitch.

Boltblack

Two Jehovas witnesses once called to my door, my mother brought them into kitchen then took them out into garden, she said she had some gardening to do and they could talk to her while she did it, as she had them outside she ran into kitchen and locked door. They were stuck in my garden for four hours before they evntually climbed wall into my neighbours garden and never heard what happened next!

elivsvonchiaing

Draupnir wrote:

ah give them a break, they are nice guys mostly. theyre only doing what they think is best. god knows, they could turn out to be right in the end!

by the way, karl hungus, dont slug me in the gut if im a mormon, cos ill bash ya! id be a nasty mormon.

I'm with the Sally Army myself - shadow company - we go in on missions - the target has no chance to even answer the door - before they know it they are singing "bringing in the sheaves!"

Seriously, though a polite fúck off is just enough usually!

0utshined

psi wrote:

Two christian recruiters who called to my door.

They asked me wher ethey thought we all came from and I gave them a rather detailed explanation on one of the theories on chance RNA precursors to DNA in evolution.

They left saying they didn't wantto take up anymore of my time.....

My god, but I'm good.

Sounds like a good converstation.

I had a couple call to my place before too. They were polite, even when I told them I wasn't interested so fair play to them I say; they believe in what they're saying enough to get out there and try and recruit a few people.

bbblueyes

My problem is, do they have to come so early? I've never had one come to the door after 11am on a weekend.

Pet

Oh g'wan. Your unnamed friends can't be stung by a post on the net now can they!

Creature

When you aswered the door you should've asked them to hold on and then come back completely naked and covered in some sort red sauce/liquid and asked them if they wanted to take part in a blood sacrafice to the Great Old One with you.

EKRIUQ

For some reason I get these students from Poland selling pictures, anyone else? usually the door is closed. So I don't know what the pictures are.

C Fodder

A god few years ago. Two poor misfortunate Jehovas witnesses called to our door in college on a Saturday ? afternoon and the biggest headbanger in probably the whole year in college answered the door. An hour and a half later he opened the door and let them go. One of the other lads and myself spent the whole time sitting at the top of the stairs pissing ourselves laughing. Not alone had they got a nutcase trapping then against the wall he was the only prosletysing, fundementalist aethiest I have ever met. Even Stalin seemed pro church.

The poor sods were terrified but word must have gotten around as I never heard of any religious recuiters calling to the door in the next year and everyone else we knew in the area got loads.

popinfresh

Ah door-knockers. God bless em.

The best thing to say to them is.
"No thanks, I'm christian" then slam the door. That really pisses them off as opposes to scaring them.