The Last Binge

Rossonero

If the twelve apostles and Jesus decided to go on a lads night out instead, and got totally wasted, what would it have been like?

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peter:look jesus water!!!
jesus:sweet dude, were all like outta beer, i'll like *hic* turn it into wine for us
paul: hurra!
jesus:alla kazaam! (turns water into wine)
john:wine sucks i want beer and a kabab
jesus:shut up, i just did a miricle
other apostles:chants: jesus jesus jesus
john - pulls knife and lunges at jesus, misses and collapses on ground, pukes, stayes lying in puke


jesus, jumps on johns back: see i told you, im a miricle, you cant hurt me, im immortal, have some wine bee atch, whos your daddy!

The Sweeper

So... thirteen boyos on the beer. They end up in a fight in a public place, one geezer denies knowing the others repeatedly once they get caught, and the mouthy one gets crucified.

Sounds like most other boys nights out tbh...

homah_7ft

I don't know but it would make a good book.

That pun is in honour of Mayordenis.

mayordenis

I'm honoured.

homah_7ft

It's all request Friday. I bow to your honour Mayor.

Black Swan

Only one lass and all those lads for supper? Wonder what's for dessert?

**Bad B!ue runs!**

homah_7ft

Profiteroles I think , wasn't it?