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The Speaking Clock.......not sure if i posted it B4

entropi · 2001-08-29 14:14:00

Following a night out with a few friends, a man brought them back to Show off his new flat. After the grand tour, the visitors where rather perplexed by the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge. "What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the speaking clock" the man replied. "How does…

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Following a night out with a few friends, a man brought them back to Show off
his new flat. After the grand tour, the visitors where rather perplexed by the
large gong taking pride of place in the lounge. "What's that big brass gong
for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the speaking clock" the man replied.
"How does it work?" "I'll show you", the man said, giving the gong an
ear-shattering blow with an unpadded hammer. Suddenly, a voice from the other
side of the wall screamed,

"For ****'s sake, you wan*er, it's twenty to two in the fuc*ing morning

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#2 29-08-2001 2:27pm

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hahahaha. brilliant!!

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#3 29-08-2001 2:35pm

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LMAO nice 1

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#4 31-08-2001 3:09am

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lol brilliant

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#5 01-09-2001 2:47pm

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Lol, that's brilliant!!!

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#6 03-09-2001 10:53pm

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Ah that's a classic

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#7 07-09-2001 9:54pm

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How come all the funny people have 0 Karma?
Some funny people have karma but whats the deal?

*cough*Giveusa+inkarma*cough*

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#8 07-09-2001 9:59pm

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class joke death btw

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#9 08-09-2001 11:33pm

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Lol - Class Joke !!

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#10 10-09-2001 3:04am

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OMFG, Great one, I should start that with my neighbours.

John

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#11 11-09-2001 9:22am

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wooo where can i get one oh them!!!???

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