Humour suggestion

Sherifu

Any chance we can have QUE banned from humour.*
His posts hurt my head.

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*Please

ecksor

"binbag the sailor"

Classic.

oomph

All I can say is that I think this guy eats far to many Penguin Bars.

Evil Phil

If his posts hurt your head then don't read them. I think he's quite funny.

WhiteWashMan

so do i

im still chuckling at the ridiculousness of the jam one

Sherifu

I still think theyre ****e.

Heres his other hits for those of you that like them

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Shabadu

Mebbe someone should ask him to just post all his jokes in one thread? Personally, i've never actually heard any of his jokes before, has anyone else? Is he making them up?

ARGINITE

I think they are funny in their own way.
so dont ban him
on the other hand:D

what pink and hard?

A pig with a flick knife!

Infini

If ya don't like them don't read them mate. They're actually ain't half bad.

Sherifu

ARGINITE wrote:

what pink and hard?
A pig with a flick knife!

Great stuff James.
rofl.

Gilgamesh

tihnk the funny thing about Que's jokes are that they aren't funny, is like a running gag, him posting one after another.

chuckle

Shabadu

I know i'm just a pleb, but aren't the people posting about how crap his jokes are after his initial post going directly against the charter? I thought you were only allowed criticise by using the rating tool.

Kharn wrote:

Also folks - I do not want to see abuse because you didn't like their joke or it's been posted before. Even if this is the worst joke you've ever heard, please don't make a post saying "That's crap!" or whatever. Instead, please use the rating system build into the boards software (you'll see it at the bottom of a thread - choose from 1 to 5 stars of a rating).

Aren't they risking the wrath of Kharn?*




*groan

dent

Classic Jokes. A Ban would be very unjust.

CuLT

ahh, this is a great thread, those jokes have me smiling like a gob****e now...

Crash

Haha, this guys a legend

NotMe

rkm wrote:

Any chance we can have QUE banned from humour.*
His posts hurt my head.

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Ha ha. This thread backfired.:D

Gordon

Thanks for the chuckle rkm, why should we ban you for jokes like that though?

What do you get if you put a football in a reliant robin?
A large whistle.

Sherifu

NotMe wrote:

Ha ha. This thread backfired.:D

I know, but at least some good came of it.
Other [STRIKE]easily amused[/STRIKE] people got a laugh.

memphis

I'll sum this up in just one word

"Pathetic"

Sherifu

Gilgamesh wrote:

tihnk the funny thing about Que's jokes are that they aren't funny, is like a running gag, him posting one after another.

chuckle

You mean like unjokes?

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WhiteWashMan

actually, i think he should be made joint moderator of the humour forum.

what do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

hot cross bunnies

Mimikyu

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WhiteWashMan

you know, thats not a bad idea....

its a million to one chance, but it Just. Might. Work!

Shabadu

WhiteWashMan wrote:

what do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

hot cross bunnies

Or this

Nyom

smoke.me.a.kipper

lol, the guys a legend!

promote that man!

WhiteWashMan

Jr.Shabadu wrote:

Or this

Nyom

what do you get if you throw :

475 mL water 2 cups
1 beef bouillon cube 1
5 mL salt 1 tsp
1 mL pepper 1/4 tsp
2 mL rosemary 1/2 tsp
1 medium onion, chopped 1
5 medium carrots 5
5 medium potatoes 5
1 medium turnip 1
60 mL flour 1/4 cup
60 mL water 1/4 cup
1 clove garlic, crushed 1

down a rabbit hole, just doesnt have the same comic timing....

Shabadu

I was hoping that there would already be some carrots, spuds and turnips down there. Don't know about the rest.

Que

hmm, was just a few jokes, don't know what has ppl upset, ill be on my way so, might pop back if I come up with a great one though, just have an urge to share the wealth , later

Lafortezza

Don't listen to them Que, we need more classics like

"The policemen suspected Mr Cheese had topped Mr Potato so they took him to the station and grilled him"

How could anyone not laugh at that?

WhiteWashMan

hehhehe. made me laugh again

sometimes i think i am homer simpson

jor el

I didn't find any of Que's jokes funny, but the Un-Jokes are hillarious.

Don't ban Que though, unless he posts a dead baby joke

koneko

lafortezza wrote:

"The policemen suspected Mr Cheese had topped Mr Potato so they took him to the station and grilled him"

That's classic, I'm saving that one.

Corny jokes are so bad they go right back to being good again. I think rkm should be banned for trying to oppress the genius that is Que.

*adele*

Theyre so bad theyre good but it seems to be the only thing hes posting bit of a spammer...

Que

*adele* wrote:

Theyre so bad theyre good but it seems to be the only thing hes posting bit of a spammer...

a friend of mine recommended boards.ie to me, said there was a good group here, fun to be had, dropped by, yea im new, maybe ill post a few jokes i made up, hang around abit 'now ye're talkin' eh lol, well i have to admit this is the worst board i've ever visited, so intolerant, so negative, so quick to spurn. I posted a few jokes is all, good or bad where's the harm, and how posting jokes in the humour section makes me a spammer is beyond me, could anyone please try and explain ?

seriously, this is the coldest board I think I have ever been to

mad m

@Que

Dont mind those who think your jokes are not funny,its nearly 8am and im giggling before i goto work.So thanks for jokes

WhiteWashMan

Que wrote:

a friend of mine recommended boards.ie to me, said there was a good group here, fun to be had, dropped by, yea im new, maybe ill post a few jokes i made up, hang around abit 'now ye're talkin' eh lol, well i have to admit this is the worst board i've ever visited, so intolerant, so negative, so quick to spurn. I posted a few jokes is all, good or bad where's the harm, and how posting jokes in the humour section makes me a spammer is beyond me, could anyone please try and explain ?

seriously, this is the coldest board I think I have ever been to

yeah, if you want to stay here, you may want to develope a thicker skin, add a crap in-joke to your sig, pretend to know someone cool, and not take it too seriously.

dont know, what were you expecting? apple pie and a welcome into mothers bosom?

BioHazRd

Que

As far as I am concerned, you can keep posting your jokes in humour - it brings back memories of the legendary bananayoghurt. And the fact that its pissing off other people is putting a grin on my face

Bio

Sherifu

Jr.Shabadu wrote:

Mebbe someone should ask him to just post all his jokes in one thread?

This is a good idea.
They do look a bit spammy as they are one-liners.
Maybe you could start a QUEs greatest hits thread
as lots of people seem to like them.
Spread your creative genius without filling up the humour board.

You were never going to get banned btw.
I wasn't being serious as illustrated by my subtle
use of *please.

p.s. your jokes are still crap

Que

WhiteWashMan wrote:

yeah, if you want to stay here, you may want to develope a thicker skin, add a crap in-joke to your sig, pretend to know someone cool, and not take it too seriously.

dont know, what were you expecting? apple pie and a welcome into mothers bosom?

makes sense , im very new to the internet, can't help but take things personally, guess i might grow a skin eventually.

oh thx bio, appreciated.

sux being a newbee , how do i get a picture under my name like you guys have ?

Shabadu

User CP, edit avatar. Post more jokes!

RuggieBear

Que wrote:

sux being a newbee , how do i get a picture under my name like you guys have ?

go to your "user CP" top left and then go to edit avatar (again top leftish). and then choose an avatar....hope that helps.


BTW I like your jokes too...

Que

RuggieBear wrote:

go to your "user CP" top left and then go to edit avatar (again top leftish). and then choose an avatar....hope that helps.


BTW I like your jokes too...

thx ruggie & shabba, I got a pic now , dont feel like such a newbee, guess i was wrong you guys are ok, apologies all round

Goodshape

Que - Banned? Why for?

It's getting like 1984 in here... maybe Que never existed at all. Maybe I'll be next. Or maybe you!

Or maybe, just maybe, I've been reading too much 1984 recently.

Still though, poor Que. His jokes will live on, only in memory. And the archives.

Boston

He was banned because he was registered before. Nobody really cares why he was orginally banned, all we know is thats the wya it''s always been

Mercury_Tilt

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Sherifu

rkm wrote:

You were never going to get banned btw.

Looks like i was wrong.
No more jokes.
*tear*

ecksor

Prizes for being extra sharp go to Boston and BioHazRd.

MadsL

Welease Woger!