To be or not to be a dub....

Sadie

For those that can't understand us:
http://homepage.tinet.ie/~nobyrne/dublin.htm

and for the rest that want to become one of us...


APPLICATION TO LIVE WITHIN THE CITY OR COUNTY
OF Dublin (Including Fingal)

Anyone not born within the City and County of Dublin will now be required to Complete the attached application form and return it to:

The Immigration and Population Control Officer
(Culchie Section)
Dublin Corporation Offices
Wood Quay
Dublin 2.

within 21 days of arriving in the City or County of Dublin


Application to live in the City or County of Dublin. (Including Fingal)

Name: _________________

Nickname : (what your friends call you ) __________________________

Address : ( herd number ) _________________________

Father: ( otherwise known as Daddy ) ____________________________
( If you don't know your Daddy, list three suspects )

Mother: _____________________________


Neck Shade: Light Red  Medium Red  Dark Red 

Do You own you own teeth ? Yes  No 

If borrowed, please state from whom. ________________________

Number of Teeth in Full Grin: Upper: _____ Lower: _____

Length of Right Leg: ____ Length of Left Leg: ____

How many wellies do you own ? ______ (pairs)

Size of Farm:
(please tick)

Middlin'  Smallish  Bit of a Field  Only A Bog 


Make of your Tractor: ________________ Weight of Your Tractor: ___________

Tractor Equipped With (please tick) : Gun Rack  4 Wheel Drive  Cassette Deck  Load of Turf  Ford Cortina Shock Absorbers  Truck Wheels  Sawdoctor's CDs  Mud Flaps 
Toothpick Holder  Big Dog  Goat's Hide 

Number of empty Beer Cans on floor of your tractor: _________

BUMPER STICKERS SHOWN :
(please tick)

"Well Holy God"  Me Other Car Is A Piece of ****E Too  If you're not from Cavan, you're not worth a ****e  Mayo for Sam  Honk if you love Glenroe  Supermacs 


FAVOURITE VOCALIST:
(please tick)

Margo  Big Tom  Loretta Lynn  Hank Williams  Brendan Shine  Garth Brooks  Tammy Wynette  Declan Nerney  Daniel O' Donnell  Meself  What's A Vocalist? 

FAVOURITE RECREATION:
(please tick)

Line Dancin'  Sheep Shaggin'  Slurry Smellin'  Bailin' Hay  Dole Signin'  Drinkin'  Chewin' Tabacca  Belchin'  Spittin'  Other 

Name(s) of Daughter(s) :
(please tick)

Mary  Biddy  Bridie  Udder 


Weapons Owned :
(please tick)

Shovel  Power or Chain Saw  Pick Handle  Slash Hook  Hurley  Other 

Cap Emblem:
(please tick)

Guinness  Smithwicks  Massey Ferguson  Net Nitrate 10-10-20  Kerry Co-Op 
Smile if you're wearin' wellies 


Number of Dependants : Legal ___ Claimed ___
Number of Welfare Cheques Claimed ____

Number of Weeks Unemployed: ______ (REALLY ____ )

Membership Of:
(please tick)

GAA  IFA  Macra  ICA  Youth Defence  Fine Gael 

Car Model:
(please tick)

Ford Cortina  Ford Escort MK1  Ford Escort MK2  Fiat Ritmo  VW Jetta  Humber  Honda 50 


How many cars do you have jacked up on blocks in your yard ? _____


Are you married to any of the following :
(please tick)

Sister  Brother  Cousin  Cow 

Does your wife weigh more than your tractor ? Yes  No 

Can you write your name and get the spelling right every time ? Yes  No 

Have you ever stayed sober for a whole weekend ? ________ If Yes, Why ? __________

Can you count to :
(please tick)

Ten with your shoes on  Twenty-one with your fly closed 

Medical History:

B.O.  Bovine T.B.  Smelly Feet  Runny Nose  Bad Breath  Head Lice  Sheep Lice 
Foot & Mouth Disease 

Please give the same information in respect to yourself. 

THANK YOU FOR FILLING IN THIS FORM

We Will Let You Know If Ewe Can Stay Next Week.

smoke.me.a.kipper

hehe, class!

Victor

Well all I can say is: http://www.boards.ie/bulletin/Forum16/HTML/000397.html

and http://www.boards.ie/bulletin/Forum16/HTML/000945.html

and http://www.boards.ie/bulletin/Forum16/HTML/000211.html

and http://www.boards.ie/bulletin/Forum16/HTML/000234.html

and http://www.oxygen.ie/unilife/unilife_ffwd_olympics.php3

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Kill, kill, kill the laser mice.

[This message has been edited by Victor (edited 27-08-2001).]

Sadie

Yeah yeah yeah....

excuse the ***'s an'all but...

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the North Dublin version
of Windows 2000 may have accidentally been shipped outside of Ireland. If
you have one of the North Dublin editions you may need some help
understanding the commands.

The North Dublin edition may be recognised by looking at the loading screen.
It reads "Windoze 2000" with a background picture of a syringe superimposed
on a photograph of the The Anna Livia.

It is shipped with the Guinness screen saver.
Also note:
The Recycle Bin is labelled 'sh**e'
Dialup Networking is called 'all me mates'
Control Panel is known as 'the f***in' computer settins'
The Hard Drive is referred to as 'big f**k-off disk'

Other Features:
OK = alroi'
cancel = f**k that
yes = roight
no = no bleedin' chance boss
find = go an' get it your f****n self
help = I can't f****n' do it
start = go on ya good thing
personal folder = all me s**t

Also note that Windoze 2000 does not recognise capital letters or
punctuation marks.

Some programs that are exclusive to Windoze 2000:
type ritor = a word processor
cullarin book = a graphics package
addin masheen = calculator
choons = CD player
dole = accounting software
bevvy = local off-licences by postcode and price of Guinness
porno = Microsoft Internet Explorer

We regret any inconvenience it may cause if you received a copy of the North
Dublin edition. You may return it for an immediate replacement.

[Preacher]

lol good stuff

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- [Preacher]

DEmeant0r

Lol, Yea very good.