Little Jonny answers the Question

entropi

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"

Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Sure."

Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."

Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."

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[Preacher]

lol excellent

seamus

My god man, have you got 12 pairs of hands? how are you psoting so damn fast!!

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"I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong" - Dr. Homer Simpson

Farls

Classic hi, little jonny jokes rule like....funny as hell!

Farls