The Knob

TheWolf

(An old classic)

A lady in her late 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift. The doctor told her of a new procedure called 'The Knob.' A small knob is planted on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up the skin, forever producing the effect of a brand-new facelift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'
Fifteen years later, the woman went back to the surgeon with two problems.
"All these years, everything had been working just fine. I've had to turn "The Knob" on lots of occasions and I've loved the results. However, now I've developed two annoying problems. First of all, now I have these terrible bags under my eyes and 'The Knob' won't get rid of them!"
The doctor looked at her and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts. You've turned 'The Knob' too tight!"
She replied,"Well, I guess that explains the goatee."

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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

Another thing, I've noticed something strange. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in. Think about it...

Sadie

Excellent

azezil

wooo thats a bit rude! LOL i like it!

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"just because you're not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after you!"

smoke.me.a.kipper

awww brilliant!