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Gorilla Love

  • 24-08-2001 4:56pm
    #1
    TheWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 801 ✭✭✭


    It was a beautiful warm spring day; a man and his wife are at the zoo.

    She was wearing a cute, loose fitting, pink spring dress, sleeve- less with straps. As they were walking through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla went ape. He jumped up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and both feet), grunting, and pounding his chest with the free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.

    The husband, noticing the excitement, suggested his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggested she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play long. She did, and Mr. Gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.

    Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall, she did, and Mr. Gorilla was just about to tear the bars down. "Now, try lifting your dress up your thighs," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy.

    Then, quickly the husband grabbed his wife by the hair, ripped open the door to the cage, slung her in with the gorilla and yelled, "Now, tell *him* you have a headache!"
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  • #2
    Pugsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    on ure hols wolf that exact joke was posted frown.gif


  • #3
    TheWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 801 ✭✭✭TheWolf


    ah well frown.gif When I got back, there was 3 whole pages of new stuff, and I didn't have time to read through it all... frown.gif
    Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

    Another thing, I've noticed something strange. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in. Think about it...


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