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Cancer Scare....

  • 07-03-2005 11:05am
    #1
    Keyzer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,331 ✭✭✭


    Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please mate...

    Shop Keeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

    C: oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?

    S: Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare

    C: Hamburger Relish?

    S: Cancer scare

    C: Sausage and Mash?

    S: Cancer scare

    C: Cottage Pie?

    S: Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare.

    C: So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?

    S: Yup.

    C: Jaysus, that's mad, just give me 20 Silk Cut Purple then.

    S: No bother. EUR6.50, please.

    C: Thanks.


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