Ads from MOS magazine......true

entropi

F*cked up raver ads..... Apparently the following are actual ads placed in the
Personal section of the Ministry of Sound magazine (UK Clubbing/Lifestyle
Magazine):

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ARE YOU AGED 18-30, female, slim build, into hardcore techno, a recent graduate
and into politics? Then **** off! I want a ****-thick 16 year old bird with no
opinions and massive tits! Reply to box. xxxx

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WERE YOU THE GIRL with braids, blue T-shirt, platform trainers, dancing to the
left of the stage during JFK's set at Passion last Friday? I was the guy curled
upunder the speaker stack. I meant to talk to you but I was hallucinating and I
thought you had a wolf's head and flippers. But I'm ok now. Reply to xxxx

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ATTENTION ALL MAD club heads in the Toxteth area going to Cream this weekend. Me
and my mates are going to nick all your valuables while you're out because we're
thieving scaly *******s.

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IF YOU ARE a group of around four house fans in the Acton High Street area of
West London and you're particularly into old school Chicago sounds, please turn
your stereo down because some of us are ****ing trying to get some sleep

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ARE YOU THE TALL BLACK-HAIRED GUY in the black and silver Versace shirt who I
shagged in the Ministry toilets about three months ago without any form of birth
control. Please write to me. I'd...ummmm...love to hear from you. Just to see
how you are and stuff. Don't worry, there's nothing to worry about. Really. It's
just that I'm going to have a...ummm...a PARTY! Yes, that's it. A party. Reply
xxxx

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WANTED: COCAINE. Lots of it. Reply to xxxx

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WERE YOU THE man standing three feet away from me at the bar in Fabric, smiling
weakly and smelling rather too strongly of Issey Miyake? Because if you look at
my tits one more time, I am going to glass you.

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WERE YOU THE GIRL i snogged in Es Paradis last Friday, I was gay. . Your
trousers wouldnt stay up and you were ****ed for 14 hours. If so call me I have
your diginity. xxxx

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That island has freedom written all over it" Sir, that's Cuba. [url="HTTP://WWW.thesimpsons.com"]look at that smithers!![/url]

entropi

Ah well, shi* happens

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That island has freedom written all over it" Sir, that's Cuba. [url="HTTP://WWW.thesimpsons.com"]look at that smithers!![/url]

stu_69

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Death Sentence:
Ah well, shi* happens

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You're right it does actually...

stu_69

I posted these about 2 days ago
http://www.boards.ie/bulletin/Forum16/HTML/001536.html

Sorry just wanted to let you know

nanook

well i thought they were funny this time and by the stu is there anything you dont post. my god man how many emails do you get a day